I hate men.
I want a boyfriend.
I hate men
you look like you is made for BBC, babygirl
Girls are smelly and icky
I'm OP and I approve of this message. I'm a guy.
What kinda boyfriend are you looking for?
I am a man who can only be either hated or ignored.
I want a girlfriend.
Ideally? Over my height (I'm short - 5'8"), muscular, hairy, masculine. Failing any of that literally just an average looking straight guy, since they look better than the top 10% of gay men.
Sexuality makes no difference when it comes to a man's appearance, except maybe the lack of "gay face" and "gay lisp" among straight men.
My good faggot, what's it like being gay?
Oh you poor deluded thing. Gay men have softer, rounder features. Literally what you're calling "gay face". And they often make it even worse by getting faggot gauges and plucking their eyebrows.
If you're not a complete degenerate? Hell on Earth. The only reason I'm still alive is because:
1: I like revenge
2: I'm pretty good at it