>be me
>at home
>parents are going out with aunt and uncle
>have retarded big booba cousin
>like actually retarded not twitter retarded
>they ask me to take care of her (we're both adults but she still needs some kind of supervision)
>cousin talks about tween shit like boy bands and bf even tho the retard never has had one before
>tell her I've never had a gf before either to maybe connect with her a bit cause idk wtf to talk about
>be playing smash bros
>she's a fucking idiot so she keeps losing but it's kinda cute so let her win once in a while
>idea.jpg
>ask her if she wanna play boyfriend games
>she agrees
>tell her every time she loses she has to remove a piece of clothing
>she giggles and agrees
>10 minutes later she's just wearing panties
>coooooooom.wav
>face of a retard but body of a goddess
>do my stuff quick cause i dont wanna be caught by surprise and tell her to put her clothes on
>she says that she's gonna tell my mom that we're dating
>tell her the fuck we're not
>she keeps laughing and saying we are cause I touched her "mommy bits" however the fuck she calls them
>keep telling her to shut up about it but she keeps laughing harder and saying it louder as if we we're playing, like can't even threaten her
>haven't mentioned it in a while or talked to her for that matter
Anons, in how much legal trouble would I be if she does say anything? I may or may have not touched somewhere else but thankfully she's not saying anything about it. Everything was consensual tho
Be me
Where the fuck do I even begin
LOL YOURE GOING TO PRISON
literally why tho, they're both adults and it was consensual
Wtf user? Just why? I don't undertand.
>undertand
You must be the cousin
Holy shit kek I laughed my ass off, this is why I keep coming to this god forsaken board. Have a bump OP, you deserve it.
Assuming this is real, you're probably fucked considering how talkative retards are, doubly so in that she might make it seem more than it was + her parents taking it as more severe than what it was, which you of course cannot argue against.
I wouldn't worry primarily about prison time although that certainly might happen, but more so you being known as the guy that raped his disabled cousin by family and relatives. Depending on how hard the consequences hits, I would advise you to move somewhere far, far away and cut ties if you can.
its some faggot larper from r/Any Forums
Honest question. Whats illegal about this. Both adults and she consented. Other than the opinion of the public ofc
Which SB character do regard chicks prefer?