I think the worst part about being fat (for me at least) is how it makes anal sex fucking impossible...

I think the worst part about being fat (for me at least) is how it makes anal sex fucking impossible. I just spent like 1-2 hours giving myself enemas until finally giving up because I got worried I was going to prolapse. I've seen fatasses in porn getting fucked and I have no idea how they do it, I don't want to imagine what tf goes on behind closed doors with nikocado and his boyfriend but they're probably too fat to make anything fit anyway

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kys faggot, search up nick and orlin’s tapes they primarily do it missionary

Yea I'm in shape and so I shit perfectly almost every single time so there's never any residue or chunks on my dildos. Change what you eat, drink more water and you too can start to experience the wonders of anal.

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>makes anal sex fucking impossible
>I just spent like 1-2 hours giving myself enemas
>worried I was going to prolapse
ngmi if you don't wear a prolapse plug

Kek
This
Also drinking coffee every morning and getting your body in the routine of shitting at the exact same time every day will make the afternoons and evenings good to go.

Post bussy. Also how big is that? I can’t tell because massive forearm.

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damn thanks
I used to be in better shape and enemas used to be pretty simple, I'm 185 now but my fat to muscle ratio changed a bit from laziness. I also wonder if my sigmoid wall is weaker than it used to be, or if the amount of shot retained by my innards depends on other factors like diet

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Rope youself you fat faggot. You're a disgrace for the human race and your mental illness is eventually gonna hurt others so please kill yourself AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

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Nigga just pig out on legumes
You both will and won’t thank me for this

Cleaning out is a meme. I made my gf go anal only and we never bother with enemas or other weird shit. The hole is at most like 1.5 inches further back so it's basically the same as far as mechanics go. Poop isn't stored in the rectum and unless you are hung like a horse you won't be entering the sigmoid. Missionary, prone, and doggy are the best positions for anal, just like how they're the best positions for vaginal.

She’s definitely prepping whether you know it or not and why would you as a straight man not use a vagina? It’s built for penis.

I fell for the practice gf meme and eventually realized that I am not able to get a normal gf, before I knew it we'd been together for over a quarter of my life.
She's really submissive and I was pissy over being a low status male so I started pushing limits just because and she'd roll with whatever I pushed on her. Didn't repeat most of them but it was reassuring that I could treat her like that and she didn't leave, a sadistic shit test to prove love basically. It's mostly a mental thing now knowing sex is just for my pleasure only, but birth control destroys women's minds so that's an added bonus and neat workaround.

Based

>you won't be entering the sigmoid
No that does happen, kind of difficult to do for sure though.
Also yeah unless she's a rail or highly active like that gay user in the thread its almost guaranteed there will be shot in her pooper.

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This is 8.1 inches long and 1.65 inches wide.

I can fully insert the smaller purple one ( 7.5 inch length, 1.35 inch width)

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I have that middle white one I think. Breddy gud.

Those two at the bottom right are just too far

oh shit matching dildos

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I don't actively use my jelly ones anymore because of the possibility of awful chemicals baked into the product.
Check out your manufacturer for good dildo making practices before insertion, I beg of you!

I only choose high quality silicone and glass now!

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oh I never knew how bad it was. Some others had discolored and I don't use those, this one I keep in plastic at all times to protect it at least but I bought it irl somewhere. what brand do you recommend for silicon?