How do I mitigate the ravages of age? I'm in the best shape of my life by an order of magnitude (tons of cardio and weight training), but from the neck up I'm an old, ugly bald faggot in his 30s. How can I possibly recover, boomerbos?
Boomer General
Luke Johnson
Colton Young
Not losing your hair would have been a good start.
Jaxon Lewis
Not only that but I have sunken eyes and huge laugh lines now. I really look like shit in pretty much every conceivable way.
Cameron White
Congratulations, you're learning that beauty is fleeting. It's almost like it's a universally accepted fact or something.
If you really want to maintain some youth, take care of your skin. Exfoliate once to twice a week, cleanse every morning or evening and moisturize afterwards. You're still gonna age though, like everyone else on this planet
Andrew Jenkins
>balds into heihachi mode
Improvement if anything
Juan Martinez
follow this
Nathaniel Reed
Kek
Michael Nguyen
Gavin Moore
I pray to GOD I age into heihachi.
Easton Thompson
Go back in time and wear sunscreen on your face whenever you go out.
Jack Kelly
He became peak human
Gavin Stewart
Gabriel Powell
>Keep a tan
Sun ages you. Nice meme.
Easton Jenkins
Sun ages your skin, but it has so many beneficial health effects it more than makes up for that.
Camden Foster
Only thing you need to do is sun your 4th eye.
Kevin Roberts
Wow these are hard to make
Henry Russell
BASED HOLY
Jason Baker
If i had this balding pattern i would also go for the Heihachi look
Lucas Lopez
>get a tan
>sleep less
As far as I know, Onassis posters all look like cottage cheese or prunes, depending on how long they've been at it. Avoid this advice.
Henry Price
KEK
Luis Walker
Lmfao
Kayden Johnson
1. WIG. call it a hair system or whatever you want, but you'll never look younger without hair.
2. Skin care. Do your own research here, but it makes a night and day difference.
3. Having a good style. If you're an oldcel, don't try and mimic the style of younger people. It's just creepy. Just don't wear a t-shirt and cargo pants every day. Have a wardrobe that's presentable and appropriate for an adult male.