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it's that time of the week again, lads
mire thread!

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On vacation a group of about 15 Italian girls walked by me at the beach and one of them called me 'bello'.
Best I've got.

The 'bello' is the bell shaped part at the end of your penis. She was calling you a knob.

I was on omegle and met this indian chick. I didnt say anything and just looked at her and she got triggered and called me a fucking asshole.

U mirin u basterd bich?

I fell asleep reading this, how boring can a convo be?

Mirin the lower third bruh

I get mired by randoms when out on the piss, sometimes people grab me "HOW'D YOU GET THIS BIG". My favourite is people calling me Clark Kent (I have black hair and wear glasses)

Got a good one yesterday

>be at squat rack
>in front of me is a super hot blonde 9/10 who is a hip trusting (squat rack are I front of each other)
>finish my rep and check on my phone
>received a tape on the forearm , it’s her
>she look at me with a big smile and said "sorrry I was switching to squat and place my bar too low and don’t want to unrack all the weight"
>said yeah no problem, look at the bar they’re 25lbs on each side
>take the bar down , replace it one slot up
>she smile at me and said >woow thanks you a lot , it look so easy for you"
>"ah… yeah… not to bad ahah"
>continue my squat

I sur look like an autistic retard she’s fucking hot and caught me off gard , but still a mire I guess

>be me
>be new to gym
>be in water aerobics class
>see fit woman in next lane over
>notice she's looking at me while I do crunches
>stare back
>she smiles, I smile back, we keep staring at each other, I'm getting hard under the water
>finally she gets too distracted and looks away, I finish my set and get up to leave
>as I'm walking away she says "I like your shirt"
>I turn around and say "I like your tits" and walk away
>never see her again

>be me

>be 20 years old

>just started dating this fit girl, she's 22 and super into lifting

>one day she tells me that she's only into guys who are jacked as fuck

>say "no problem"

>start lifting like crazy

>4 months pass, I'm now benching 225 for reps and squatting 315 for reps

>we're still together and things are going great

>we're out at the bar one night and she starts talking to this other dude who's in decent shape

>he's talking shit about how he can bench more than me and squat more than me and I'm getting pissed off

>finally I challenge him to a workout battle right then and there, he accepts

>we go to the gym and I smoke his ass in everything, he can't even bench 185 or squat 225

>he's so pissed off and humiliated that he starts crying and runs out of the gym

>my GF is so turned on that we go home and fuck like crazy

>that GF?
>Albert Einstein

>walking down the street
>Wearing my 80s bodybuilder shorts and a t-shirt
>Group of maybe seven or eight 11-13 y/o's walking past me the other direction
>Hear one of them say "I'm gonna get as strong as that guy" after they pass me

basato e bellezza-pillato

getting compliments from kids is the best thing ever

No it’s real I was the barbell

these ai greentexts really are hit or miss...

I got a "mama mia" from a cute girl in Italy once. Didn't realize Italians actually said that stuff. I was flying high for a week.

the escort im dating (for money) called me sexy today

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Hit a fuckin 140kg front squat atg, shit felt phenomenal, FS is up there with OHP in terms of how good it feels to complete the lift

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>be me, amateur battle mage
>spend an entire dungeon expedition crushing on insanely hot blonde 6’3 half-elf in our party
>almost die multiple times drooling over her huge juicy ass and lithe body
>fortify nerves with a courage draft and ask her out at the tavern post-quest
>she laughs at me and tells me I am not tall enough for her
Feelsbad.scroll
>that night learn and perform an enlargement spell upon myself to grow in musculoskeletal proportion
>doesn’t work, still 5’8
>cry myself to sleep
>next day wake up and go to lake to wash off
>half-elf is swimming already, she is fully naked, waves to me and swims over to chat about our split of the treasure and the next job
>strip off my robes, already in boner city, perhaps I can at least see her naked body
>we both stop and stare at my now HUNG cock, 10 inches long and thick as a staff
>guess the spell worked after all
>half-elf mesmerized at my swinging dick, transfixed
>I stare at naked half-elf, transfixed

Guess who’s pounding the shit out of a hot blonde half-elf as I write this parchment?

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>go camping at the beach this weekend
>me, a couple friends, a woman I recently started seeing
>plan to do LSD on saturday
>wake up, coffee, snack, 8 mile trail run,
>lunch, nap, take drugs
>cuddling in hammock with new lady as we come up
>start to get antsy
>lets go down to the beach
>she lays on towel and I start wandering around the beach as the trip ramps up
>climb up to the top of a small dune
>strong winds blowing off the lake, sun beating down acid close to peak
>im the king of the world.jpeg
>look down and see lady laying on towel with face in her hands looking up at me
>she is beaming
>swear to god twinkle in her eye
>go lay next to her
>staring down at me
>peaking on the trip cant handle human emotions, go back to hammock alone and ride out the peak
>more tripping stuff, see a cool snake ect.
>eventually back to the hammock with her
>she say she was fully turned on on the beach
>pornographic thoughts starring me
>sexy time commence

I love drugs. I will never forget that look on her face.

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is this AI generated?

You are, user. You are.

At least 50% of the posts here are bro, Any Forums is a rotting corpse of what it once was