>be me
>be in high school
>be really into fitness
>join the track team
>be terrible
>coach makes me run last in every race
>be really embarrassed
>quit the team
>get made fun of by everyone
>never live it down
>become a hermit
> years later
>be really into fitness
>be really good at it
>have a great body
>be really proud of myself
>go back to my high school reunion
>show everyone how great I look
>they don't even recognize me
>be really sad
/mire/ thread
Xavier Cook
Bentley Robinson
>be me
>be at gym
>see fit guy
>be motivated
>workout
>weeks pass
>still no results
>see fit guy again
>be demotivated
>quit
Asher Mitchell
> be me
> 28
> niece comes up to me
> haven't seen her since she was 9
> hey user! can you please open this jar for me? mum said it would be job for you
> open jar with ease
> her jaw drops to the floor
> wow user you're so strong! I can't believe how much you've changed in 4 years!
> she grabs my arm and squeezes my forearms
> bites her lip
> asks me if I have abs
> I lift up my shirt
> she feels up my abs and bites her lip again
> she blushed, giggles then runs off
What do?
Thomas Thompson
Based
Hunter Russell
Where the hell do you find girls like this?
Michael Ward
Phone screens.
Luke Perry
>hang out with my sister and my girlfriend
>we watch a movie
>I sit in the middle
>sister jokingly leans against my shoulder like my girlfriend, but then they both stay there, GF is hugging me around the chest
I would have fucked her (the GF) if my sister wasn't there.
Anthony Russell
>be me
>have a group photo where I'm wearing a well fitting white t-shirt
>a week later my friend says his gf's housemate (picture was taken at his gfs house party) thinks I'm hot
>I moved across country for the summer a day before he said this
T-thanks bro, great timing.
Colton Hernandez
Doesn't usually the fastest guy run last?
Henry Edwards
Take her virginity
Jason Perez
You know what to do. Take your chances and risk it baby
Joshua Wilson
Imagination
Luis Ramirez
Always the fucking 16 year old school girls who actually openly display their interest in me
Hudson Roberts
Holy shit this is exactly me. Now I think I might be an ephebephile
Evan Anderson
How do you do it bros? Where do you even meet 16 year olds? They're not at work and they're not in the gym and I don't visit schools
Ethan Garcia
Idk I just posted that because I was on the bus and some girl was looking at me very intently
Matthew Robinson
Post it in the other /mire/cut/ tread but this one look more appropriate
>be at squat rack
>in front of me is a super hot blonde 9/10 who is a hip trusting (squat rack are I front of each other)
>finish my rep and check on my phone
>received a tape on the forearm , it’s her
>she look at me with a big smile and said "sorrry I was switching to squat and place my bar too low and don’t want to unrack all the weight"
>said yeah no problem, look at the bar they’re 25lbs on each side
>take the bar down , replace it one slot up
>she smile at me and said >woow thanks you a lot , it look so easy for you"
>"ah… yeah… not to bad ahah"
>continue my squat
I sur look like an autistic retard she’s fucking hot and caught me off gard , but still a mire I guess
Jaxson Rogers
She's just advertising for her OnlyFans, don't pay attention to gym thots
Tyler Wilson
You should have filmed the situation and yelled
>DO YOU NEED SOMETHING? (x3)
>OKAY I THOUGHT SO
Oliver Bennett
>be me, amateur battle mage
>spend an entire dungeon expedition crushing on insanely hot blonde 6’3 half-elf in our party
>almost die multiple times drooling over her huge juicy ass and lithe body
>fortify nerves with a courage draft and ask her out at the tavern post-quest
>she laughs at me and tells me I am not tall enough for her
Feelsbad.scroll
>that night learn and perform an enlargement spell upon myself to grow in musculoskeletal proportion
>doesn’t work, still 5’8
>cry myself to sleep
>next day wake up and go to lake to wash off
>half-elf is swimming already, she is fully naked, waves to me and swims over to chat about our split of the treasure and the next job
>strip off my robes, already in boner city, perhaps I can at least see her naked body
>we both stop and stare at my now HUNG cock, 10 inches long and thick as a staff
>guess the spell worked after all
>half-elf mesmerized at my swinging dick, transfixed
>I stare at naked half-elf, transfixed
Guess who’s pounding the shit out of a hot blonde half-elf as I write this parchment?
Connor Mitchell
>16 years old is more than legal here
Damn it feels good to be a euro.
Daniel Barnes
>living for others
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oliver Cooper