>be me
>using the 'Strong' app to track my workouts
>keep phone in my pocket so I can update it after each exercise
>phone in my pocket decides to open Instagram
>mass DMs the girl I'm supposed to go on a date with
Where to put phone when working out?
Juan Lee
Aiden Hughes
Dozens of gifs of giraffes
Adam Garcia
Idk I usually pit it on like the couch or coffee table but sometimes on a pylo box or bench if Im not using it.
Jackson Allen
could have unsent it all yet you posted it onto this autistic forum
Ryder Wright
Dozens of whatever the fuck this blue egg is
Nathan Rivera
she's giving you an out... take it or you're retarded
Logan Jenkins
hes on Any Forums, of course he's a retarded
Brayden Roberts
Usually on the ground next to the bench I'm using or whatever equipment.
Grayson Collins
I panicked and said it was my 3 year old son playing on my phone. I don’t have kids
Evan Peterson
I leave it in my vehicle to give my 3 letter agency interns who are spying on me a reprieve from the torrent of racist shitposting, skin walker nonsense, and general schizoid misanthropy and anti establishment rambling
Jacob Stewart
Holy, kek. Godspeed, you retard.
Cameron Cruz
you can't be this retarded lmao
Colton Martinez
Phones tend to have these magical buttons that let you lock the screen so this doesn't happen, might wanna look it up
Kevin Roberts
based retard bait
Asher James
This better not be real
Noah Gutierrez
>I panicked and said it was my 3 year old son playing on my phone. I don’t have kids
Just go back to your phone and say "whoops, mistyped. I meant to say it was my friend's 3 year old son. I was babysitting him for an hour so his dad could donate a bunch of boxes to Goodwill."
Christopher Fisher
Look who the actual retards are
Noah Wright
>nonsense
Kevin Williams
>doesn't write down his training,sets and reps in a hidden notebook so the N.W.O.R.D. (New World Order Regime Division) won't find out about his routine
ngmi
James Hall
This. Is. Epic.
Zachary Rodriguez
Nice bait user, I laughed