Why do you lift user

>Why do you lift user

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For big women

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So I can have more stamina and endurance during sex when I'm fucking your dad in the ass

>Gigachad dates whales now
Fucker can’t let us have anything

Kek

that's a male prostitute.

He's doing us a favour, let him have the whales. We get the fit girls that won't eat your entire house

Funny story
> become military
> seabee so OORAH with bulletsponges
> get fit
> meet girls
> meet this bbw with the right curves
> get married a year later
No one tells me shit because le military man stereotype and i already have a house and waman.

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>No one tells me shit because le military man stereotype and i already have a house and waman.
Nice story, but the fact is that nobody says anything because nobody cares about you.

I want to drop in weight, get strong and be able to walk into any store to buy clothing without worrying if they'll have my size.

Also want to lift enough to mog anyone I know

Pretty sure he’s referring to the stereotype that military guys all marry sloppy fat women then let them sit on their ass all day getting more fat and sloppy while they claim being a military spouse is a “job”.
Having spent four years in the army I can tell you it absolutely is prevalent and I still scratch my head every fucking time I see it

Is that a stereotype? I've never heard of that before. Why would they go for whales when they're inherently fit because they're actively in the military?

Exactly. It’s mind boggling to me. But yes it’s very common

I lift because no matter how hard I'm training he's out there and he may be training twice as hard.

You're in the army though
Backpacking army. I mean its cool if you did that but you should've just joined the navy you wouldn't be rucking in a shithole and you could've just fucked military moochers at port. Had plenty of girls show interest but I'm a bbw admirer to the core. Skinny girls are alright but i prefer thicc fat milkers and ass.

It's because fat chicks can suck a golf ball through a hose

I'm assuming he's into women so the navy is out of the question

I suppose that military bases are typically in more rural areas, so maybe it's just a geographical thing? People in rural areas/small towns tend to be fatter in general in my experience, and if that's where the bases are then 90% of the women in the area are going to be fat, so maybe it's just a case of taking what's available around them?

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The new trend of offputting roasties paying escorts to allow them to record them and larp as couples on social media is hilarious. What is NOT hilarious is how you retards unironically think they're an actual couple
>inb4 b-but m-muh 20% of mal-ACK
Kys you utterly doompilled incel.

I wouldn’t say there’s a shortage of attractive women. There is definitely a shortage of high quality women, but in the 3.5 years I’ve been at this post I’ve fucked 52 women between 18-35 without really even trying and only like two were fat. They catfished me but I was horny and drunk so I just made them turn around and put their big butts in the air. There was one that had the nastiest sulfur smelling pussy I’ve ever seen and I had to make her leave though. Straight up told her that her pussy smell was making my dick soft. I smelled it immediately didn’t even touch it

This never happened.

Possible, but I know a couple similar to this. Guy is fit, lifts daily for over a decade, has a nice face/body, makes great money, but is absolutely obsessed with his fat wife. Ignores any other woman and will do absolutely anything for her. I always think of him when I see the architect memes.

Touche' semper gumby grunt