IT IS I, THE DJINN OF GAINZ. I WILL GRANT A WISH FOR ALL WHO CAN ROLL DUBS AND ANSWER ALL YOUR FITNESS INQUIRIES. TEST YOUR LUCK AND RECEIVE MY INFINITE WISDOM
GREETINGS FITIZENS
Justin Foster
Jayden Collins
Roll for wish. I wish for a 20 kg bench increase by the end of next month
Isaiah Adams
APOLOGIES MORTAL, BUT IT WILL NOT BE BY MY HAND TODAY. MAY YOUR OWN HANDS GUIDE YOU ON THIS JOURNEY. GOOD LUCK.
Connor Williams
Dont do it anons. Fucking Djinns twisting your own words against you.
Liam Jenkins
borger
Mason Hernandez
I wish for you to delete the thread by posting Uncle user.
Luis Miller
what do I get for trips?
Christopher Howard
FOOLISH MORTAL. I AM HERE TO GUIDE THEE. YOU ARE THINKING OF MY COUSIN, THE GAINZ GOBLIN. HE AIMS TO STEER YOU WRONG
Tyler Moore
YOUR ORIGINAL WISH GRANTED WITH TWICE THE OUTCOME
Nolan Wood
LUCK IS NOT ON YOUR SIDE TODAY AND THE POST REMAINS.
Anthony Kelly
kill yourself
check em
Elijah Gonzalez
Give me more willpower to succed in the gym!
Brandon Wright
damn
Gavin Lewis
I STAND UNVANQUISHED
Colton Russell
LUCK IS NOT ON YOUR SIDE TODAY, BUT YOU HAVE THIS POWER WITHIN YOU FRIEND
Nathan Fisher
haha, i made a joke:
>Any Forums user rubs the lamp, the DZHIN comes out
>" I AM THE DJINN OF GAINZ, I WILL GRANT YOU 3 WISHES, THINK CAREFULLY user."
>user thinks for abit and finally speaks
> "I want to suck your dick"
>"W-WAIT, WHA-"
>"I want to suck your dick"
>The DJINN is obliged to comply, so he takes out his dick and user sucks it.
>"OK, THAT WAS A WEIRD WISH, BUT NEVERTHELESS YOU HAVE 2 LEFT, WHAT IS YOUR SECOND WIS-"
>"I want to suck your dick"
>" LISTEN, ARE YOU RETARDED, DO YOU WANT MONEY? LOTS OF MONEY, I CAN GIVE YO-"
> No, I want to suck your dick"
>The DJINN is obliged to comply, so he puts his pants down and user sucks his dick.
>"NOW, FOR YOUR FINAL WISH"
>"I want to suck your dick"
> The DJINN obliges yet again, user sucks his dick and as the 3 wishes are finished, the DJINN goes back into the lamp.
After 10 minutes pass, the DJINN comes out of the lamp by himself and says:
>"FUUUCK IT !! HAVE A FOURTH WISH !!!"
Angel Collins
WISH GRANTED. I HEREBY DAMN YOU
Austin Williams
UNFORTUNATELY YOUR FANTASY OF PERFORMING FELLATIO ON ME WILL NOT TRANSPIRE THIS DAY MORTAL
Thomas Gonzalez
Oh wisest of Djinns. I wish for back gainz and also a six-pack if possible.
Cheers
Aaron Harris
NO DUBS NO WISH. THIS IS SOMETHING YOU ARE CAPABLE OF WITHOUT MY HELP. DO NOT BE LAZY. THE SWEETEST FRUITS COME FROM THE TOP OF THE TREE
Nathaniel Murphy
real shit nigga
I shall climb to the mountain top.
Luke Martinez
i wish to get the fucking 3pl8 bench before this year ends
Carson Turner
Oh great Djinn of Gainz grant me supple and agile flexibility gains!
Adam James
>tries to snipe OP
>accidentally send myself to hell