>meet a girl online, talk for months
>finally meet her in person
>take off my shirt in the hotel room
>she frowns and asks me where my abs are
Don't fall for the bulking meme bros. Stay lean year round.
Meet a girl online, talk for months
Dominic Taylor
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Mason Butler
>things that didn’t happen
Being lean is bretty good though
James Wilson
>she frowns and asks me where my abs are
Why is your bitch so demanding?
This literally means shes looking for small details to compensate her dislikeness for you
Gavin Garcia
>meet a girl online, talk for months
Thats your problem right there. Back before i was married i always pushed for an in person meet after 3 text convos. Ideally you want to take no more than a week but even that is pushing it.
Ethan Gutierrez
This, shouldve asked where was the perkiness(if tits big) or where are her tits (if tits small)
Charles Hill
Goddammit meant to respond to this
Isaac Gomez
This. Dont waste convos on txt youll have less to talk about. Before i married, i would ask on a date right away, always works, they swiped right cuz theyre interested right now, not next week, strike when the iron is hot.
Jason Ward
>meet a girl online, talk for months
OP is a total simp that gets zero bitches
Joshua Hernandez
She was a 24 year old virgin and you guys are dating used goods so I feel like I made the right decision desu.
Aaron Price
>Woman baits for some correction
>op does not correct her instantly
You'll never, EVER be a man. Go become a tranny.
Jonathan Adams
Fuck off faggot. She's lying to you, for one. Meeting women online is always, ALWAYS a terrible idea.
Jacob Cook
>this thread again
Justin Davis
HOW the fuck do you guys text women for more than an hour? Theyre boring as fuck on the phone
Easton Martinez
>Meet a girl online
>finally meet her in person
>Take off my shirt
>She gasps and says you have abs
>She then proceeds to suck me off fairly decently couldn't deepthroat though which is unfortunate
Don't fall for the cutting meme bros. stay bloated year round
Jordan Wilson
I'm in the same boat, but my tactic is to just put a date out there nearly right away if the first 10 minutes of texting seems like good chemistry.
Basically after the formalities, I'll just say something along the lines of "Hey, you seem pretty cool. Let's get some dinner tomorrow and continue this and see where it goes." And actually have a plan, contrary to what women will say, they will always prefer being told what to do or what the plan is for the evening. So think of a restaurant you would like to go to and the day of the date, tell her you'll be there at whatever time you want.
This works about 60-75% of the time for me, and usually it makes short work of figuring out if it's someone you actually want to get into the pants of (or if they lied). The nice part is that even if you get ghosted, you still get to have a nice dinner at your favorite restaurant.
Brayden Jones
>think of a restaurant
Bitch isn't my partner is she ?
Colton Long
Mess Yjoe's is always a good option for a date.
Nice atmosphere, food's great.
Isaiah Baker
>weird burgers
Actually sounds kinda nice, thanks user.
Hudson Ortiz
Lucas Bailey
>talking to woman at work
>tell her my core is actually pretty strong despite my look(I can max out on machines)
>"How come you have a gut then?"
Women are fucking dumb user. Don't treat it too seriously.
Nathan Clark
Chase Williams
Don't text to much or you'll wake up a failure. If you text 3hrs less each night and only a week at must, you'll have an extra 3weeks each month to bang bitches in