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How do you respond to getting mogged like this?
Ryan Jones
Kevin Gonzalez
Stab with pencil
Leo Campbell
One Any Forums poster in a similar situation attacked the lanklet and ripped off his ear out of accident. The lanklet was devastated and cried,
Bentley Wood
Straight jab to the throat collapsing his windpipe instantly
Spinning low kick to sweep him off his feet and destroy his height advantage
Then while he's dazed jump on top and put my 11 years of Brazilian Jiujutsu to work, breaking every single one of his joints in "self defence"
Gabriel Foster
haha really?
Bentley Johnson
Where you gonna stab? His foot
Lmao, try it little boy
Jonathan Perry
If you had 11 years of BJJ you wouldn't think the first two things would work
Robert Stewart
Something like this happened in highschool
>Chatting with my "friend"
>I say playfully insult him, you know, bants
>He gets up and stands next to me then punches me
>Punch barely even registered
>"Why'd you hit me???"
>He said nothing but I bet he thought that was some kind of win rather than something just confusing for me
Bentley Sanders
You're right
I'd pull his guard lmao fucking BJJ faggots
Jack Martinez
Not really much you can do without looking like an overreacting compensating faggot. You can confront him and ask him what his problem is and maybe then he'll look like he's the overaggressive asshole but the best chance you have of saving face is if the bartender tells him to fuck off and asks you what you wanted.
Jack Morgan
Ran him over with my car and make sure he is dead.
Then finally have my dream police chase and either off myself or go to prison for life.
Ryan Perez
I remember that guy, he was unhinged but people kept saying he was based
Xavier Hall
suplex, easy
Ethan Brooks
looks like those two are buddies
either they planned it, or mini guy just took too long
Connor Williams
Maybe someone saved the screen cap. And yes, ears rip off pretty easily if you're (un)lucky. He maimed the lanklet for life. Shit happens.
>Something like this happened in highschool
>it has nothing to do with the story, post or thread
Ok zoomer.
Well, it kinda is based.
Julian Jenkins
>Not really much you can do without looking like an overreacting compensating faggot.
Zoomer.
Camden Sanchez
John Nelson
it's a difficult situation, if you retaliate you are probably the one going to jail. Maybe slip some acid in his drink to try to fix his ego?
Alexander Campbell
I'd knee this dipshit in the nuts so hard he'd have to go to the hospital lmao
Landon Jackson
> if you retaliate you are probably the one going to jail
Sure this may stop the average man
But what about the man that was gonna commit suicide?
Or kill his wife?
Or girlfriend?
Or was in severe depression?
Or is addicted to drugs?
Or is low IQ/tandom thug?
There are a number of people which will do unexpected things ,you never know which is which,and everyone has bad days.
Jayden Morgan
Punch to the face or a side kick to the knee.
David Wright
>unhinged
noooo my heckin' earino you were just supposed to take it noooooo
Austin Morris
>if you retaliate you are probably the one going to jail.
Why would you stay around for the cops if you beat the shit out of him? Are you a zoomer or something? You push his shit in, then leave asap. Easy.
Grayson Cooper
>going to jail and getting charged with assault because of your ego
Joseph Jenkins
you living in a movie or what?
William Miller
They have this thing called security cameras you dunce, also this other thing called eye witnesses
Angel Cook
Probably elbow him. I think it'd just be a reaction at that point.