Normal people have a playful sexuality

They're out there having sex and doing sexy things in all sorts of places, and what are you doing? Why would you want to miss out? Life's too short to not be having sex

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That seems incredibly uncomfortable and they will get snow everywhere, so they are maximum uncomfy while walking back cold an sweaty while being tired from fucking. It is winter. Get some hot chocolate and a blanket in front of a fireplace and go fuck inside.

>Life's too short
Yeah, would be a shame if yours ended abruptly, oh wait, no I'd like that actually.

Literally what they do once they get back home after snow fucking is your idea of winter fucking.

That's still uncomfortable. If you do this shit, you have to shower beforehand, so just take a bath together. That actually approaches comfy territory. Snow fucking is still fucking trash.

>Why would you want to miss out?
You're saying that like it's my fuckin choice

Im a schizoid that has problem not only keeping relationships but human interactions as possible. Anyone that is decent social skills and a good friend group is living on easy mode and cant be robots.

I'm to old now to ever get my virgin wife so I don't care anymore.
Even if I did care I'm to old to have careless, exciting, fun teen/college sex.

I'm only devoted to the fembot that lives inside my head.

Do you think they're outside laying on the snow for 20 minutes or something? It's cold out so they xog a quickie doggy style for the laugh, novelty, and memory.

Life isn't 100% comfy all the time. Sometimes you got be a little uncomfortable to get what younwant.

how the fuck do you get hard in the FREEZING COLD
how would a girl even get wet

>lol just be le fuuuneh!
Yeah until she is funny with the next 10 guys, fuck that noise.

especially when she looks at me like I'm not even human, that's so fun dude! Live Laugh Love hell yeah!!

This is what will happen 99% of the time, so why bother

Yeah, thought that too, did it, it was shit. But if you don't believe me, try it OP, like your post said. Life is too short to not have sex.

That's not even the problem. It's every other exposed bodypart freezingg and getting all the snow everywhere. It's fun, but not worth it, especially if the way back is long.

I want to wizard max tho.
t.ranny

Shut the fuck up and kill yourself faggot ass incel OP you wouldn't know sex if you slipped in it and that's why you're fucking here

>naked outside
What if a lynx smells the sex pheromones and rips your asshole open with its claws?

because 1% is better than 0 and sex heals at least some of the indignities involved

she gets a new fetish and can make lots of money indulging it on pornsites

Mentally unstable incel found. Why do you feel threatened?