Femanons, here is the deal, you wake up tomorrow with/in this body

Femanons, here is the deal, you wake up tomorrow with/in this body.
What do?

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Put some clothes on.

Find chads and get fucked silly by them, duh

My body looks better ngl
So I am just gonna imagine I wake up and I am white girl, I go hug my loving civilized parents then I hang out with my other skinny blonde friends. I flirt with brad on Snapchat and send him pics of my pink holes idk

>My body looks better ngl
Yeah right, keep telling yourself that hun.

>my body looks better
You can't say this and not back it up
Btw I'm 6'2 with an 8 inch dick you have to believe me. No seriously, not joking

8 inch only? my dick is 9 inch

Yeah, I needed to have a reduction.
Memes aside really 8 inches of dick here.

Only 9 inches? Mines 12 inches.

Ask out a buncha chads

>my body looks better
>not white
Not buying it

leave Any Forums 4ever

Only 12? I have 2 dicks and they're both 12 inches for a combined 24 inches.

why would i want to be a white girl with a thigh gap there are so many already
i really rather prefer my current situation softer and fuller looking than this also more color tans are hot and tan line are hotter white girls cant really pull off pigmented skin

Girl in OP pic is pretty textbook thin white girl. Obviously nice body, girls with comparable bodies to this are hardly in short supply on any decently sized college campus. I absolutely believe could have a better body.

I see a horse back there?

>all this text and no pictures of yourself
8 inches of dick here, it's very thick. If I didn't turn on my ex enough, it hurt her.

i would grab my boobs like stress balls

yes, a black horse
YOU JUST KNOW

i feel like we all already do that regardless of size

get a tan and cut hair

Play with my titties