Whats the worst thing you've been caught doing on the computer

>be me
>in middle school
>we have to buy our own personal laptops to do schoolwork (powerpoints, essays/docs for english class, etc) on since it was a small private school
>be like 12/13 and an autistic shutin with unmonitored internet access
>an absolutely fatal combination
>be incredibly fucking horny and depraved
>unironically look at animal porn, especially of chicks sucking red rockets
>one time my laptop randomly freezes while i'm on an animal porn site
>even holding down the power button doesn't kill the computer
>still need my computer to work for school stuff
>FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>have to bite the bullet and go to my dad to help me restart my computer
>my parents are incredibly disappointed but honestly not too surprised
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It took me almost 10 years to realize that the wooden paneling behind me perfectly reflects my computer at night.
My sister would laugh at how I liked lolis, but I never told anyone. How unfortunate I found out this way.

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probably the time i was testing out reverse image search machines with pictures of girls to test when they would no longer be found for... reasons

>be me years ago
>10 years old
>was into inflation/BBWs (not into inflation anymore but still into BBWs)
>looked up "big belly (insert character here) all the time on my mom's laptop on her YT account
>didn't realize that YouTube stores your search history in the search results
>mfw she and my sisters saw everything because they too used the computer
I keep my fetishes on the down-low nowadays because of this

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>be me 12 yr on brothers computer
>brainlessly consuming YouTube content of the time
>randomly get recommendation for a Spanish video of someone getting a vagina piercing
>curious (not even coomer at the time) click on it, click off a few seconds later
>YouTube has a watch history
>brother takes a look at it the next day for some reason
>he calls me to his room because he legitimately thought I looked for that video
I tried to say that I just accidentally clicked on it, he didn't buy it. He was pretty pissed for some reason.

you fucked your sister though?

when I was a kid my dad once found my hentai collection on my computer, so he made me stand next to him as he looked at every single one of the 100+ images and deleted them one by one.

i was caught on a gore thread by my mother back in 2009

I was killing time on wikipedia one evening when my mom barges in and says "Hey, user, quiot fapping, dinner's ready!" I come up for dinner and tell her that's not what I was doing, I was reading an article about Kierkegaard. She cracks up laughing and to this day thinks she caught me jacking off when she didn't.

>bam margera, what will he do next?

Truly embarrassing /s

Now what the hell user

A friend and I got caught watching one man one jar by her parents and that was the last time I saw her.

Lol wow wtf. I feel so much better about myself. Thank you.

My sister caught me jacking it to blueberry inflation porn.

Your mother called masturbation "fapping"?

Truly an erotic scene.

I forget the exact term she used, it was a decade ago.

Jacking off to porn. When I was in high school I knew I was gay by then but hadn't come out of the closet so I nearly had a heart attack, my parents wouldn't knock but I know they never saw anything