Fap, then pee

>fap, then pee
>dick burns, can't sleep

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I see I'm not alone
Always pee before jacking off and don't jack off for too long
Also don't tighten your butthole and don't cum laying on your back

Once it's burning it helps to stand up or sit on the toilet and take a shit got some 15 minutes
You will pee though, and it will hurt like hell but afterwards it's manageable

>don't cum laying on your back
i think it may be this

If you can, cum in the shower instead
It doesn't feel as good but I've never gotten this when cumming while showering

It only burns if a masterbait with soap and the soap gets in my urethrae

Whats worse is it sometimes takes hours for it to stop.

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why do i ALWAYS have to pee after I fap? being a man is so annoying :/

It's also probably because you drank a lot of water before you jacked off. I try to not drink water for around 3 hours before I jack off to prevent this

That shit is torturous for me. I find beating my meat on an empty bladder and avoiding acidic foods and alcohol beforehand helps.

>mind racing, can't sleep
>think about lolis, cock hard
>cock hard, can't sleep
>fap, need to pee
>cock burns, can't sleep
I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO BED AT 930 I HAVE TO GET UP AT 5 FUUUUCK

nothing feels better then peeing after a fap, it's like i'm cleaning out a pipe or something.

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What helps me is taking ibuprofen. When i was prescribed soma that worked great too.

it's a biological mechanism to flush out STDs

>pee while fap
>dick feels good, horny all night

Don't tighten your grip around cum time, let it flow naturally and loosen grip. You're damaging the plumbing.

Sleep on your stomach dumbass

>finish fapping
>need to piss
>have to wait at least 20 mins for my dick to die down first
FUCK WHOEVER DESIGNED THE HUMAN PENIS

I hate this so much,it almost only happens when im drunk though

if you pee IMMEDIATELY after it doesn't happen, only if you do it like 10 mins after

You're fapping too much! This happens to me if I fap 3x a day for a couple days in a row, or if I fap 2x a day for a couple weeks without a break.

also, it happens more when i "force" an erection. like, if i start fapping my flaccid penis and nut, i'm a lot more likely to get it than if i just fap when i happen to have a natural erection.

and dont fap for too long! if you dont nut in about 15 minutes just take a break and let it rest.

the not laying on your back thing is new to me though i'll try it

samefag to add that it also happens way more if i fap late at night, like after 2am. But then again, that might be just because i'm laying down then, if what that other guy said is true.