Black belt in multiple martial arts

>black belt in multiple martial arts
>been training for 10+ years
Why do I feel like I could kick her ass?

Attached: _GS_7122-1581876707-1581876707.jpg (760x1080, 50.5K)

As a former heavy-weight ass-eating champion, I can confirm, her asshole needs to bei licked one hour straight.

Because you've never touched grass, faggot.

Attached: Screenshot_20220619-023245_One UI Home.jpg (1440x2960, 924.53K)

I feel like I could sniff her feet in a fight

Because you've never been in a fight and need an ego check

ok tough guy

but could you kick his ass?

Attached: 1629950996131.png (768x923, 1014.46K)

Are you OP?

Attached: 20220616_182926.jpg (4032x3024, 3.39M)

yes, pantyboy

Because you could. Women doing martial arts is a joke. Watch any female martial artist in movies. They're slow and have no power.

Says the guy whos this desperate to feel superior to a fucking woman hahahah

>t. roastie

Attached: 1470945820851.gif (330x166, 2.11M)

It's almost a certainty that you would get your ass scalloped by an average woman. A black belt with real experience would absolutely dominate your faggot fucking face lol.

This is why learning your craft and staying humble is fun.

Attached: 20220616_175717.jpg (4032x3024, 3.27M)

>he can only pick fights with women
Hahahahaha how pathetic can you get bud

10 years isn't shit desu. Thats just barely a 3rd dan. Also if she's just trained judo but no striking like karate, boxing, or muay thai she's fucked

why are you so vexed?
cool your jets, sport

Attached: 1454016182282.gif (400x400, 674.75K)

Succes against women decreases as population density increases. Locked in a basement with her OP could win but anywhere else and it's negative.

>she punch me
>brake nail
i win

>n-no you're mad because you're laughing at me
Based on this logic im starting to think youre a woman, i take back what i said. Its nice to see people pick on their own size

>Someone makes perfectly reasonable statement that they could kick someones ass
>Instantly rush to the imagined party's defense
Consider intercourse

Wasnt defending her, i was clowning you for the dumbfuck you are lol its like if a lion bragged about catching a gazelle. They wouldn't because its more than obvious they'll catch one. You see how retarded you are?