>black belt in multiple martial arts
>been training for 10+ years
Why do I feel like I could kick her ass?
Black belt in multiple martial arts
As a former heavy-weight ass-eating champion, I can confirm, her asshole needs to bei licked one hour straight.
Because you've never touched grass, faggot.
I feel like I could sniff her feet in a fight
Because you've never been in a fight and need an ego check
ok tough guy
but could you kick his ass?
Are you OP?
yes, pantyboy
Because you could. Women doing martial arts is a joke. Watch any female martial artist in movies. They're slow and have no power.
Says the guy whos this desperate to feel superior to a fucking woman hahahah
>t. roastie
It's almost a certainty that you would get your ass scalloped by an average woman. A black belt with real experience would absolutely dominate your faggot fucking face lol.
This is why learning your craft and staying humble is fun.
>he can only pick fights with women
Hahahahaha how pathetic can you get bud
10 years isn't shit desu. Thats just barely a 3rd dan. Also if she's just trained judo but no striking like karate, boxing, or muay thai she's fucked
why are you so vexed?
cool your jets, sport
Succes against women decreases as population density increases. Locked in a basement with her OP could win but anywhere else and it's negative.
>she punch me
>brake nail
i win
>n-no you're mad because you're laughing at me
Based on this logic im starting to think youre a woman, i take back what i said. Its nice to see people pick on their own size
>Someone makes perfectly reasonable statement that they could kick someones ass
>Instantly rush to the imagined party's defense
Consider intercourse
Wasnt defending her, i was clowning you for the dumbfuck you are lol its like if a lion bragged about catching a gazelle. They wouldn't because its more than obvious they'll catch one. You see how retarded you are?