Why do I only poop once a day?

Why do I only poop once a day?

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Because that’s normal?
Not like amerisharts spending an hour on the toilet everyday from corn syrup diets and 8 meals a day.

I used to poop after every meal

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Coffee could be good for you

Don't talk shit about corn syrup
That shit is 100% glucose, literally the most anabolic thing you can eat

Once-twice a day is normal. 3 is passable anything less than once a day or more then 2-3 isn’t ideal or healthy and worth trying to fix/look into.

>high-fructose corn syrup is 100% glucose

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Did I say high fructose you FUCKING RETARD

No, it's not you should poop at least 5 times a day

Yes

I want to have sex with her (if you know what I mean)

I poop 4 times a day, 10 seconds each poop. Shits are massive, each one a huge continuous snake. Some come out so fast they curl just like my intestines, back and forth back and forth.

I clog most standard toilets, so I use an industrial one downstairs that my apartment maintains

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I thought she was gonna fall and die

I do one buthole tearing shit every 2 days.

Post diet I want to poopmaxx

Why do I poop 6 times a day?

that's pretty impressive

I think it's pretty common for people doing some variation of low carb or no sugar diets to squeeze one out only every few days. Logically, it makes sense. The less garbage you eat, the less the body needs to dispose of. Only absorbing the things it can use.

seconding this

post diet fag!

sorry unless you have indian genes you r ngmi

How do I have harder shits? My shit is too soft

impressive

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST!

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>Wake up at 430
>500 ml green tea 5am
>Coffee at 7
>12 noon 100g of nuts (macadamia, pistachios, pecans, Brazil nuts
>2pm 1.2 lbs of chicken breast, 3 eggs, natto
>Gym
>0.5 lbs salmon
>Shake of 1 lb of broccoli, 4 oz spinach, 500 ml almond milk, 80g broccoli sprouts
Around 5-9 liters of water a day