Don't drink milk, it contains sugar and saturated fat

>don't drink milk, it contains sugar and saturated fat
>don't drink beer, it contains estrogen
>don't drink tea, it contains flouride
>don't drink water, it contains microplastics
Ok, schizos, what am I supposed to drink?

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Why, semen, of course!

a man’s hot creamy load

Well water.

Saturate fat good
Eat beef
Drink water

>he doesn't ferment his own piss

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I thought saturated fat = good?

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boiled rain water
collect rain

Don't take your meds, they let the government mind control you OP.
After that you should be good to go

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That’s illegal

BE the man they dont want you to be.
DO what they tell you not too.

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wtf

So is suicide but it's also unenforceable

>illegal to drink rainwater
You're baiting, right? That's not real?

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There are a few counties in the US which control rain water collection. Mostly in the desert. But yuros latch onto anything that makes them feel better about their condition.

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>a few counties in the US which control rain water collection.
why, user?

Because people build dams on a river which runs through their property and controlling massive supplies of water while cutting everyone else off who also lives on that river.

lol

Some people divert rivers, some even build giant reservoirs. In an arid climate this can also affect other things like aquifers and ground water to the point where the flora begin to die across your land because one guy decided *he* was going to be the water god. Yuros never own more than a few hundred sq feet of land, nor do they have any experience with deserts the size of their country. So being the presumptious and pretentious passive-aggressive poofta fucks (especially bongs) they are, they presume rainwater collection in little barrels that fall off your roof is somehow illegal on a US federal government scale and across all 50 semi-autonomous states. Aye Aye has the same kind of laws, being an entire continent of desert, but straya isn't at the top of the world so yuros feel no need to strike at us

>people build dams on a river which runs through their property
that's the river's fault for passing through private property, it is man's natural right to do as he pleases with his god-given property and liberty