Legally trapped in NEEThood for a year

Got a DUI and had my license suspended for a year
>gym is nearly 3 miles away and I live in the deep south where it's hot as fuck
Is there anything I can do at home for the next year to make good use of this time?

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buy a bike nigger

Get a bicycle
You'll be there in 15 minutes and you get your daily cardio that way

don't be wet and reckless next time

>gym is nearly 3 miles away and I live in the deep south where it's hot as fuck
get a bicycle you fucking moron. you don't even get winter.

Honestly you can just walk. 3 miles is fuck all, if you're actually a NEET. Less than an hour's walk.

I haven't had a license in a long time, and I just keep a little saved away for a new beater when the inevitable happens and my current vehicle gets impounded.
fuck those dui classes.
18 months, 2hours a week, $125 a month.
> nope fuck you driving anyways

what about insurance and registration? do you drive without those too? seems like a harsh penalty if i ever got pulled over

>nearly 3 miles away
Oh no user im so sorry for you, that's such an insurmountable distance. It's impossible to bike or even just walk that distance, I cannot imagine someone being fit enough to cover that distance without a car.
Completely out of your control too, its so hard to not be a piece of shit and drunk drive

this could be you
what are you waiting for ste- i mean buy a bike

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yes sir.
fuck the man.
I have my vehicles registered under my fiance and so tags are always good

i bike 3 miles to the gym in 100 degree weather nearly every day, grow up pussy.

and oh ya, fuck dmv
got into argument with a dmv fat cow outside because she tried claiming I was parked in "employee parking", but bitch, that's a white curb for loading and unloading passengers. I know my shit.
long story short, 1 month later, back in dmv, turns out they "have no record" of me ever possessing an M1 motorcycle license, which I obtained 15 years prior.
So ya, fuck the dmv, fuck dui laws, fuck the courts and cops and faggots

>drinking alcohol destroying your brain, liver, kidney and heart while also thinking going to the gym makes ANY difference

why are Any Forumstards so retarded. If you're going to drink alcohol you might as well just stop going to the gym and stay at home. Same thing with meat, If you eat 20g of saturated fatty red meat you might as well just wait and sit down for the heart attack, no amount of running or lifting will save you. The gym isn't going to save you from your poor dietary and life choices faggot.

i support cops simply to piss off hippies/nogs but they are quite often faggots, yes

i wasnt actually drunk and it was with friends, i figured i was good to make it home, the legal limit is actually absurdly low. I got arrested at a checkpoint because it was late at night.

Wow you sound so cool dude, what an awesome rebel! You're so hardcore and badass!

oh well damn, still don't drink and eat healthy. Don't end up like jim fixx and think you are above nutrition because you can run every day and still have clogged arteries.

I was gonna give you shit but then I noticed mine is less than a mile away.
Lucky.

Should have hired a good attorney, bro.

Because of my criminal record I'm not even allowed in town anymore it's fucking bullshit

What BAC did you blow?