Lettuce/Cabbage Shortage

>saladfatties on suicide watch
What are we going to do? Cabbage also went up/there's no availability now, it was bad enough they fucked up my zinger but how do you get by without cabbage?

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lads... i'm sore as fuck, iv got a little buprenorphine (not much) and the dose isn't really doing much to help.

i'm the one having to get up to stop the dog barking/feed him and shit too, so fucked... I can't wait to get to Cuckbourne

just eat spinach or kale lol why the fuck would you care about glorified water lol

make bamhurger taste good :(

What kind of lettuce? If it's just iceberg lettuce idc. Nobody should care. It's the most garbage lettuce in existence. It tastes awful and bland. It wilts easily. Its wet as fuck like 99.99% water. And all that water is only good for holding on to the 100+ pesticides they spray all over it just to keep it alive. Its cuck lettuce that should be allowed to die.

my local burger shop is using the leafy stuff, doesn't taste the same :(

Checkin the heck in

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Man wtf is wrong with this country first the poultry shortage at the beginning of the year and then this, what now?

Covid bullshit ruined everything

binged and hate myself

Cooking sausages and veggies in a wood fired oven for dinner and will cook a chunk of pork in it overnight.

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Are cherry tomato's good for you?

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stupid things dont even taste like cherries

I’m moving in with my parents in a week.

positives
>forced to have an appropriate sleep schedule
>can’t/won’t masturbate as much
>can’t have really long showers
>can’t drink so many energy drinks

negatives
>have to regulate my noise levels when playing taking online or exercising in my room
>house will have junk food in it that I will struggle to resist (I was mostly fine living by myself as I would rarely BUY junk food)
>awkwardness and fear when guests stay over (I am Asperger’s)
>comments from my mum about how I need to leave my room

>Four leaf mix is still $2

Yeah, what are we gonna do? If only there were dozens of adequate substitutes.

mate its just not the same... I need a little crunch :(

schizo saturday awful quiet anons

thread too stealthy

damn, if it survives the night i'l post an /afg/ tomorrow

>why do white people keeping shooting up schools!? I don't get it!!

It won’t survive, it’s on life support and it’s only 8pm, it’ll be dead by midnight

KFC isn't as good as it used to be.

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Yeah, i wasn't sure it was us.

Got the worst fucking headache bros

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>schizo saturday
schizoid not schizophrenic user lol
nah I meant if it doesn't get deleted/I don't cop a ban i'l post tomorrow
I only go there for zingers - the chicken strips/pieces are shit now, highly recommend GFC if you ever see a sign at your local fish and chip shop tho

>went for a cheeky swim this morning
>having a couple of asahis tonight
Feels good bros. Loving this weather.

>swimming in winter
based, my first year in QLD I had a grand total of 0 hot showers lol