You wake up in this body. What’s the first thing you do to get back to being Any Forums

You wake up in this body. What’s the first thing you do to get back to being Any Forums
(The “he has no arms” jokes aren’t funny so don’t bother “

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i'd post this picture thats not censored

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Probably some exercises that don't require arms.

Sheeeeesh where your arms bruhhhh fr fr no cap ong lmao

clinefelters

Op isn’t pear. Op is fatter

KEK you need to rope NAOW opie

lol nice try we all know you gained weight since the first picture

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>What’s the first thing you do to get back to being Any Forums
Go see a doctor

If I woke up with no arms I would unironically kill myself.

how

Have someone help me book a flight to Nevada and then walk to Area 51, ignoring all warning signs.

You don't need arms to jump off a cliff or bridge

What causes this? Is it low testosterone?

I already eat well and lift, so do the same exact thing I'm doing now except have to drop weight on all of my lifts until I get strong again. It's not rocket surgery.

Probably kill myself wtf even is that

sit-ups and intermittent fasting broken by bobbing for apples

>You wake up in this body. What’s the first thing you do to get back to being Any Forums
Take lots of pictures of myself naked and post them to Any Forums multiple times a day asking the same questions

They would just arrest you and put you in the local jail. Some slowly moving (because zero chance you'd be running fast) blob isn't going to cause itchy trigger fingers, dumbass.

The signs near Area 51 literally say lethal force WILL be used.

goyslop and inactivity, he probably has lower t than average but genetics should never be an excuse

that's just to discourage /x/tards, they'd most likely just arrest you