/r9gay/ - #1639

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Faggots faggots go away!!!

>Faggots faggots go away!!!
come back another day

no thanks, we're here to stay
deal with the fact we're gay

roses are red
violets are violet
rhyming is gay
i wish it was another day

I cope with the fact that Incels exist on this board and spend 90% of their time with hating women and pseudo science instead of doing something better with their life.
You cope with the fact that i don't follow the morals of a thousand year old book

its quite silly really, this is literally one thread to hide.

>no job
>bills piling up
>can't find a new job
>panic
I should fuck myself in the shower to relax...or try to...

I wake up, I stretch. I touch my toes and arch my back.

I deink green rea, I eat an apple, I brush my teeth.

I'm getting slimmer by the day. I read new old books and listen ro new old music.

The bottom's trousseau

i cant decide if i hate or love bottoms
i actually dont care and am neutral but thats lame :/

lied. i'm heating up old kfc in the oven

boom batta my belly gettin fatta

I cant get out of bed there is no reason

you can probably affort eating junk food
or are you already fat

sadly you still found a way to make this post

Phone you retard

yes i know you posted on a phone... god youre even dumber than you thought i was

please be nicer to user :/

Give them a (You) you quirky fag

Kys you bitter pathetic waste of a IP

if i was nice he would just think im being mean based on his responses so far

make me you gay control freak

>mfw no cute bf to drive off with to the sunset

sexual healin' baby

Thanks for the (You) nigger.
Continue your little snowflakey way of posting

youre mean
apologize right fucking now

no way i wouldnt be able to read your excellent posts then...

please don't procrastinate~
it's not good to masturbate~

>tfw no one will ever sexually heal you
it's okay
it could be worse

headpats for nice replies
limited offer

at the computer
there is a bored man sitting
touching his penis

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but wait... there's moar!

fake headpats for fake nice anons? you really shouldnt have