How the FUCK do I get a job in this country?

how the FUCK do I get a job in this country?

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Set up a stand selling delicacy foods that people WILL buy, with the price up a good margin on wholesale price
Then pay someone a good wage (plus bonus based on income of the stand) (so they dont screw you over) to run it and run your own stand somewhere nearby but not too near, so you can still watch stand 1 while operating stand 2
And have a cctv on both stands so you can watch your employee on stand 1 but reason that its there for insurance reasons e.g. if theres an accident or a customer steals/ chokes on food/ assaults staff

When you get up to 10 stands, employ a regional manager to oversee your 10 stands then when you can afford it set up 10 new stands with another regional manager until you have stands all across the country

gotta get the BOOST user

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be a normalfag with a car, already have years of experience, unknowingly pass a bullshit computer scan of your resume/questionnaire looking for normie personality keywords and impress the HR ladies with your looks and normie aura if you do manage to get an interview

I have the opposite of all those things.

Call you nearest grocery store, ask to speak to the store manager.
Use your internet autism to find the managers name to make a good impression. Tell him that you like the store, its layout and environment. A friend recomended that you would be a good fit and that you a eagar to work across any department or schedule. Apply with their online system with prefrences to the store you called and ask the manager to take note of your name to shedule things.
Worked for mates and myself.

>uhh yeah Mr Smith I like your f-fruit l-layout

What sort of job are you looking for OP?

I feel like it's the best the Aus job market has been for ages admittedly I'm in Canberra so it's something of a bubble. So many food/retail places have Help Wanted signs up if you want that, and it seems a lot of white collar places are also pretty desperate for new blood

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why bother? just stay on cenno and enjoy your free tax dollars. bonus points get on disability then sell any good meds you can get to rich chink students.

because I want to not be a social leper anymore and also have my own place

tons of jobs open in the west right now. but really the best way is always through internal referees. if you have someone that says "hey i have a mate that can do this" you have a guaranteed job. if you go through applications you have to waste months of time with fucking HR wankers against like 100 applicants and pass multiple interviews and screenings.

just apply to maccas, coles or woolies, or are you trying to get a specialised career

>just apply to maccas, coles or woolies
these places literally get hundreds, even 1000+ applications for so much as 1 opening because everyone has the same idea

Play your didgeridoo and ride your pet kangaroo.

I have no friends and no referees

i'm 28 not 16

nepotism, no other answer is correct this place is getting fucked even more and more

>food stand requiring permits, rental space, liability insurance etc.
>delicacy foods = expensive stock
>hire an employee - wages, workers compensation insurance, mandatory superannuation, costs involved in hiring and training.
>have a cctv on both stands - more infrastructural costs.
>retail/food business at a time when most businesses like this are going or have gone bust.
Just spend $100,000 to start your own business that will probably fail bro.

just become a postie

this, starting your own business will 95% of the time end up in bankruptcy, especially food based businesses since every cockhead who has ever cooked anything more than frozen pizzas thinks they know the secret and could totally make it in the food business

Why not just become a NEET?