Is he the brock lesnar of soccer?

is he the brock lesnar of soccer?

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No TSUUUUUUU is

nah he'll be hurt by October and disappear for a while more like ramen gaynes

similar gene pool

Are you the faggot-king of Any Forums

*Football

That’s me, please don’t address others by my title

Jokes aside, hes genuinely the next big thing.
Hes slightly less athletic than Ronaldo at his peak, but way more technical.
Hes going to be scoring at an insane rate, the kid runs like a fucking horse.

He will be

Bale=Lesnar

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Pacey ngubus like him and Mbappe fall off when they hit 30

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he just tapped in an insane assist from De Bruyne and people act like he's some god

Terribly sorry, your majesty

movement and speed was incredible, to open up your body like he did at that pace and put it in the bottom corner is special

hes not all about his pace, his game is 90% mindset and physicality

>open up your body
what the fuck does this even mean, I heard the commentary guy say it and about 50 people repeating his phrase in the youtube comments

when you play football opening up your body helps your body to be in the correct position to either pass or shoot more effectively/accurately

based Haaland

Where did this guy come from?
No one was talking about this guy but suddenly one day he came in the football scene and made everyone else a jobber

he's from the same stockpile as brock
>tall, fast, strong, muscular without even trying

Bundesligabros... we just lost our top two strikers...

Everyone was talking about him the moment he came to Dortmund. He single handily carried that shit club

I read Darling Harland, LOL