1. You're a eunnuch 2. You're a slave 3. You're a convict 4. You're a military slave (a conscript cannon fodder) 5. You are a monk sworn to celibacy under strick ecclesiastical discipline.
Beards are for high T men, and a primary sex characteristic. Beards have been the standard for men for centuries. Clean shaven is propaganda from the 1950s to sell razor products.
Beardlet fag zoomers endlessly cope. They are unable to deal with the reality that their habits of constantly ingesting microplatics has completely destroyed their testosterone production.
>noooooOOOoOOoOo le based clean shaven!!!! beards are cringe!!!! Beardlet cope
The Romans were almost unanimously clean shaven. I carried a huge beard and moustache for 8 years but I went clean shaven 2 weeks ago just ´cos I was forgetting what my face looked like. Since then almost everyone has told me that I look better without it. I have a pretty chad jaw/chin so why not show it off? I kind of miss the beard but feel kinda badass without it desu
used to rock a full beard before I realized I’m not a chinlet and should show of my god-tier facial features. also judging from your post you’re a highly autistic Any Forums schizo and I’d rather not be associated with you and your bottom-rung of society brethren.
Aiden Diaz
You have a strong jawline. Don't cover it up till you're old and saggy.
Isaiah Foster
>The romans were clean shaven Holy ultimate cope >I let ancient history determine how I look in 2022 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahaahahHAHAH
Here's your LE BASED AND KINO!!! CLEAN SHAVEN!!! faggot
>pizza faced acne Something tells me you didn't know how to groom your beard well...
Owen Richardson
>someone somewhere in the world actually typed these posts thinking they are high iq holy shit the autism, these posts unironically make me wanna shave off my beard tomorrow consider the rope op
John Mitchell
i have plenty of hair every where else i dont need a beard
Camden Cruz
not an argument
Blake Cooper
Have you never shaved before? It tends to get red and a bit spotty after. That pic was an hour after shaving. My face is clean and spotless now faggot. Thank you. I know some women fucking love beards like my ex but I´m digging the clean shaven look atm. I´m being told I look younger and tougher, as opposed to an older, nice wise man.
Henry Jenkins
neither were your posts?
Nolan Sullivan
Look young while you can look young. I wore muttonchops and a big mustache for a year, and it was the first time anyone thought I was my age. Shaven people think I'm 10 years younger.
Justin Rodriguez
>Have you never shaved before? It tends to get red and a bit spotty after. That pic was an hour after shaving. My face is clean and spotless now faggot. Have you never shaved before you complete idiot? If you shave PROPERLY you will not have any razor burn or redness. Use an actual real razor, like a straight razor. I can tell you have absolutely no clue how to shave properly. Sucks to have a father that never taught you.
Why do "le based clean shaven!!!" tards not even know how to shave properly without getting razor burn? OMEGALUL
Gabriel Campbell
I'm in as long as I can buzz cut the mustache. Having a long-ass mustache that gets in the way and dips into your food is such an inconvenience that you must be an HECKIN' EPIC BEARD faggot to put up with it. I know pic related is not white
