/r9gay/ - #1638

Only robots allowed beyond this point edition

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im just gonna pretend that i read the book

Why would he lie or pander?

>tfw 6'1" 28 year old bottom
>single
Guess I'll get a tulpa bf...

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a friend on facebook send me a link to this place and i have two questions after browsing here for 2 mins:
what are robots and why dont y'all just have sex?
sincerely, facebook "boomer" Paul Ronsvale

you almost stole my identity

anonymous posts in /r9gay/? they pander for interaction and lie for many reasons

uhh anyone wanna b furry frens

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I am monkey horny

Sorry but I'm not a furry, just an "animal character appreciator", so that can't be me

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im not good at being friends love you furry user bye

>can't write
>can't draw
>can't sing or play instruments
>terrible at math
>can't even diet and exercise consistently
>only interest is video games and jerking off to porn
I fucking hate myself and my life. No talent, no discipline, no motivation just endless self hate and failure.
I want to die but I fucking failed at my suicide attempt too and I'm too scared to try again even if it's been almost a decade since.

Ah welp, you're kinda right. I guess I just have a different image boards culture since I am not a regular in /r9gays/ and it shows lol.

>tfw no talentless nihilist bf to go stargazing with while we comfort each other about our trauma

But here's a Discord tag in case you want to appreciate furry characters together Tempacc#7372

singles shower
dubs make coffee

>tfw no e-friend who posts vocaroos

voca.ro/1nS0Zrs5sODt
here dude my voice sounds a bit high pitched.

>too scared someone recognizes me if i post vocaroo

LMFAO! What is this from?

>tfw you find your old mp3 player

How old we talking?
Early 2000s?

2006 approx iirc

lol leave you oldfarts

but i'm only 21 :(

I swear I'll run away
From every home I've ever had
So I will build in house in every town I ever pass
Maybe then I won't always feel lost and trapped.

>tfw no bottom bf who's going through his Saturn's return period

>tfw no bf that helps me pee
HOW IS THAT ORIGINAL?!

it dond werk

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Waiting for him to show up so I can get him to turn me down.