How do I get their routine?

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Think of these romance novels next time you hear some bitch lying that they don't like muscle.

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Kek it always makes me laugh when disingenuous feminists say that muscular males in media aren't sexualization and it's all just male power fantasy when this kind of physique is a standard for romance novels.

Believe in yourself

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>Casually leaves one mantiddie out like the flag of Virginia

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Dude was fit to begin with, now he's just on roids and looks like an insecure faggot

I always buzzcutmaxx to look intimidating, but should I have longhairmaxxed the whole time?

Yes

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When I was in jail, I read "defy not the heart" and it was so fucking stupid.

What's the plot?

This big gigantic beefy knight marries an average looking girl who owns a castle for a "political" marriage but then they fuck a bunch of times and he realizes she's the only pussy he could ever fuck and all other women become disgusting to him because she's so perfect and he needed a strong woman in his life to make him realize this because he's such a fucking moron otherwise.

lol classic

So no actual routine for these guys?

Upper body day every day, hanging crunches x F after every workout, hairmaxxx (length and care), poetry reads x F every night.

Lol i know why its called porn for women this things

He was fine to begin with, the second one he's a joke apart from his face which is honestly amazing (if that's not too gay).

I think what might have happened is he's one of those guys that the fat goes to his face. So to get that sort of jawline and face he needs to get to extremely low body fat, but then it makes his body look a bit ridiculous and anorexic. Frankly he looks very unhealthy from the top of the abs down.

I liked it. I mean that's a pretty bad summary you gave. And there are a lot of fun scenes, like when he goes visit the town whore for sex advice

Fuck yeah, long-haired Chads win again.

It's going for $7 on ebay right now for the version with a beefcake on the cover, fyi.

Women are two-faced liars that will say anything to save face or manipulate an outcome in their favor.