Can Any Forums finally settle on the eternal debate?

Who mogs?

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He was sunning his ballz

Diogenes because Alexander spent his whole life pursuing worthless bullshit that didn't amount to anything in the end while Diogenes just relaxed in the sun and told Alexander to fuck off

Prob the guy with the less feminine twink featutes

>guy who mogged all of India
>some homeless guy that smelled like shit

ptolemy

>Be Diogenes
>Masturbate in public
>Be Alexander
>Cry during school

Alexander had ambition, Diogenes was a reductionist cynical old man that is remembered for jerking off in puplic

>be degenerate hedonist redditor who thinks he's the shit for being counterculture
>Known for being a retard

>be moderately autistic 4channer and be maladapted to social conditioning
>conquered the civilized world

Seething forearmlets, diogenes got them man arms

>Alexander spent his whole life pursuing worthless bullshit that didn't amount to anything
yet you still speak his name 2000 years later

Which one actually had sex?

diogenes had a good witty retort but only incels look at a slight as mogging. its pure atheistic "ill show you with my wit and intellect" behavior and im sure he wouldve rocked a fedora if he could.

You speak Diogenes' name too. Where is Alexander's empire now?

diogenes is a boomer retard, alexander a greatest generation chad

>Where is Alexander's empire now?
The hellenistic period was the period which saw the greatest expansion of greek culture and was ushered in by Alexander laid the foundations for the western civilization that directly influenced the Roman Empire.

bunch of dudes named Alex
only fat bald nerds know of Diogenes

Nobody would know diogenes if not for alexander

They were both giants, equally immoggable.

>female descendant ruins Rome many years later

the point is Diogones would shit in your thread anyway.