$500 to spend on fitness

I've decided to set aside 500$ for fitness related goals. I'm 5'11", dropped from 265lbs to 220lbs. Goal is to be 180lbs but have some muscle. Anyways, assume you have 500$ to dedicate to being Any Forums, what is the best way to spend it? Some ideas I've had

AirPods Pro (170$)
A few good gym shorts (60$)
A tattoo for motivation (150$ish)
Supplements ??.??$

When I go to the gym I usually dress like a bum. Figured looking good would motivate me more to go. Is this stupid?

Anyways, if you had 500$ to dedicate to fitness, how would you spend it?

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>AirPods Pro (170$)
Wtf where?


Also, you should just be doing this
Fasting until 10% BF ($0)
Making testosterone enanthate at home ($100)

$20 dollar pair of Bluetooth earbuds
$200 on some good shorts and shirts
$200 on supplements

I really hope the tattoo part was a joke user

spend it all on gabagool trust me

Does US Federal Reserve still print USD $500 notes in 2022???

not eating food is free

OP is a fucking retarded gear queer

>have $500
>first idea isn't basic equipment like a pullup bar
wdhmbt

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>airpod pro
>tattoo
Yeah i’ve seen that

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I go to an actual gym because I'm not a recluse incel

what the fuck is even happening in this image

$500 escort.
Havea da secks
Suddenly desire for fitness decreases but testosterone is higher.
Wake up shredded.

Basically this, although personally I don't think you need to spend $200 on supplements off rip. Basic ones like D3, zinc, fish oil should be good but also do your own research. If you thrift you can probably find shirts & shorts for even cheaper. If you actually want a tattoo, do it after a long term milestone (like actually hitting 180 and having muscle)
You can dress as nice as you want but in personal experience it's temporary dopamine until you start hitting your goals. Hit the gym bro WAGMI

>I have $500 for fitness, what should I buy?
>Entertainment equipment
>Clothing
>A fashion statement

You should buy something that will help you get fit. Save up a thousand more and get a modestly priced rowing machine. You might be able to get a mediocre second hand one with your current budget that manages to do the job, but I recommend saving up for something that's not necessarily top of the line, but is decent enough for you to value it on a deeper level.

>tattoo
Just kys faggot

> $100-$175 on a good pair of running shoes. Research before you buy.
> $?? on local gym membership
> $20 on Bluetooth earbuds
> save the rest for things that you’ll realize you need while getting fit

If you want the most bang for your buck $500 of roids minus the cost of gym membership.

>200$ on good shorts and shirts
What in the fuck. Just go to Ross specifically and get nike,under armour, adidas shit for pennies and use that. You're going to be sweating in this shit why would you go lululemon on this ?

Just a guy desperated for pussy

Spend your money on some books that will help you realize that motivation is retarded and will not sustain you long term. I'm serious-order some shit like atomic habits and similar books. All of the goals you just listed can be accomplished without spending a dime. You just think you need money to make exercise attractive enough that you'll do it. This is the thinking behind every boomer that buys a treadmill and then never uses it, or inversely, people who make bullshit excuses why they can't make change in their life. If you are even REMOTELY serious about getting fit then you already have everything you need. Set a simple goal like doing 20 push-ups and some simple cardio every day like jump roping, running in place, jumping jacks, etc. You may quickly realize that you begin putting it off or lying to yourself about why you can't get yourself to do it-because right now all you are doing is trying to capitalize on shiny thing syndromes which will fade quickly.

I looked over the part where you said you have a gym membership, sorry. Just exercise jfc what do you need to spend more money on

>$350 on a cage
>$100 on more plates
>$50 on a bluetooth speaker

AirPods will contribute nothing you fucking loser.

Best bang for the buck would probably be: bathroom scale, kitchen scale, whey