>be me 6,2" 230 lbs >come to work with both eyes blue >8.5/10 qt3.14 coworker meets me in the elevator >"omg user, did you fall? Show me your hands" >show her my hands >"oooh I see. Bet the other ones are still in hospital *giggle* >Tell her I can't talk about it and insist it was just an accident >"Yeah sure, I hope to see you at the company bbq next weekend" *wink* >"Well only if you agree that I tell everyone you beat me up" >Elevator stops. She puts her hand on my chest and says "sure user, anything you want"
>Be at a bar with friends and my wife. >Standing at a table with everyone and notice a cutie at the bar give me sexy eyes. >I approach her and ask if anyone is using the empty stool next to her, she plays with her hair and gives me a big smile, says it's all mine. >Take the stool and bring it back over to my group. Sit down and slap my wife's butt. >The woman at the bar leaves 5 mins later.
Chase Baker
>meet friend I havent seen in years >"Oh good to see youre still working hard at the gym, man. looking good!" it was nice :)
Noah Thompson
Literally engineered for ___
Jason Taylor
>sad >start weight >no sad no more >now horny >hot girl give look >look back >hot girl want me >talk >she sexed before >women bad
Gee, I wonder if you're insecure about your tattoos...
Isaac Walker
I don't have any
Alexander Howard
I ran into a dude with all these tats that were kinda abstract, he was pretty chill and I asked him what do they mean, and he said he already knew the answer to that, and then asked me what I thought they meant. Pretty cool interaction since most people love to go on and on about some garbage they have on them. Still not for me though.
Asher Allen
Cringe picture and fake story. anyway heres my mire, the only one I ever got related to fitness. >be me >kinda fat but have a bit of muscle >meet a new guy who is basically an international student who came to our school to take some exams >me and some friends take him to show him a park > eventually he tells me I have an athleitc body and asks about diet advice and stuff
Ryan Rivera
Getting called "Big" + (Name) at my job more frequently
William Harris
>nofap since december 21 >some occasional release from a woman who i like but don't find attractive >be me a week ago >whatsapp from a girl i went to see a few times two years ago in next city over >she's in town for an exam >i suggest she visit and suck my dick (lol) >she said she was already thinking about it >says she 'remembers' i have a huge dick (i don't) >convince her to visit following friday >she arrives driven by her friend, who seems super nervous >i ask why she was so nervous and she's out here about to cheat on her boyfriend >dropping the girl off on her way lmao >girl explains all this to me and i find it vaguely interesting, thinking of what Any Forums would say >continues to explain that she also has a boyfriend and would feel bad if she fucked me >fucks me >in the middle of it all starts asking if i think what she's doing is whorish >start laughing, tell her it's cool and i'm a whore too >start wondering about why we're like this, but it doesn't seem like something that's going to change >may as well just embrace it until i hopefully find someone where there's some serious mutual shit going on >compliments my arms and shoulders, says i look beautiful naked >says 'told you so, look at it!' etc pointing at my dick saying it's big >hang onto this girl all night feeling intense love, comfort and intimacy >sorry bro but big dog gotta eat >sometimes wonder if it's a bit weird i can feel these things with just about anybody, so long as they're attractive
so i guess that counts as a mire
also for anyone interested, after i coomed there was an immediate and intense desire to do it again, having mastered those urges for so long leading up to that point, its return was a surprise
i refrained but instead went mental for two days making pancakes and honey with cinnamon until i was about to burst and ran our of flour
