BROS BROS BROS HOW DO I NOT FUCK THIS UP I NEEEEED SEX

BROS BROS BROS HOW DO I NOT FUCK THIS UP I NEEEEED SEX

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I would hold her hand

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Just B.E. Yourself :)

just be yourself lol

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>"ayyy girl I want to wear your ass for a hatsun"
>"would you like to drink mikum?" (with british accent)

>her

>soi emojis
>??
>fan
U already fucked it up u colossal beta faggot
But the fact this "girl" responded makes me pretty sure it's just a catfish

those bitches literally always go for basedboys. theyre not stacies, theyre cosplaying female nerds who by luck or effort didnt eat themselves to the point of no return

you need to kill yourself for talking like that

that's a man user

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Be a flirt and copy their messaging style. They seem naive enough to let anyone hit.

You type excited like a little boy,you need to act and type calm like a man.
You can be polite without being a faggot.

stop with the gay roleplay thing now, it will get really awkward and cringe if you continue the conversation like that

how do people talk like this online then meet up in real life where you're supposed to talk like a normal person?
I just don't get it. Am I the retarded one?

Just flirt with her for a little longer then set it up so that you either meet in public or at your place. Just literally don't think,OP

Well you fucked up because any sexual innuendo is now coming from a needy soiboy. A man in demand with options doesn't spill their spaghetti.

lel boomers on Any Forums don't understand zoomer interaction
send her a picture of hitler with "I love you" and a smiling face with hearts emoji written on the bottom

Rare catch desu. Godspeed user.

Ask to get a private concert at [CAFE NAME]

>Hey babe, do you know why I don't have any chairs in my apartment?
>because when you come over the only place to sit will be on my face

>Any Forums-Fitness

You already fucked up bro

This, these ugly balding old boomer losers have absolutely 0 idea of modern dating and youth culture. They are Seething with rage while younge people.have their fun kek, it's pathetic. Old people need to stfu, no one gives a shit what some old loser has to say

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Hi Jafar. More like you're seething with rage while young people who aren't you are having fun and sex, something you know nothing about.