>wake up
>look in mirror
>am sexy, gorgeous even, at least an 8/10
>eat breakfast
>look in mirror
>look like a fat tub of shit
>face is somewhat bloated and weird looking
Can anyone relate?
Wake up
Brody Kelly
Anthony Campbell
Its all about lighting op
Blake Walker
>wake up
>see Derek
>day ruined
Camden Robinson
I cant relate because what you have is called mental illness. You think you look uglier because you've eaten and you feel guilty about it
Zachary Bailey
This
Ryder Allen
Yeah, I looked it up and apparently feeling this way is associated with body dysmorphia
Josiah Ross
His mouth looks like nikocados puckered anus
Aaron Reyes
In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice-pak while I prepare the rest of my routine.
Jose Gonzalez
>eating breakfast
Luis Young
I'm on day 3 of a 3 day fast, I've lost weight visibly, my face is way more handsome and chiseled. Is this the secret technique?
Caleb Rivera
You eat too Much sodium
Wyatt Hernandez
A 3 day fast? How much water are you drinking? Are you taking any vitamins?
Dominic Stewart
if your over 30 bloating in the morning is normal. put an icepack or cold roller your face to reduce puffiness. cold showers also work if you don't pussy out and actually stand under ice cold water for 5 mins.
if you're under 30 then it's mental illness.
Nathan Scott
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John Turner
Based and Bateman-pilled
Matthew Anderson
Opposite. Wake up, have the fattest/bloated face in town. Seems to fix itself shortly after
Mason Morales
Could be the act of chewing gives your facial muscles a pump and makes you look bloated.
Zachary Cooper
he really fucked his shit up.
theres a point of diminishing returns where you no longer turn women on and instead start turning gay men on.
Jonathan Perez
You think Derek looks good to homos? He looks good to no-one, he is the final destination of the looksmaxxing gymcel. Get off the ride while you still can.
Even his odd mannerisms in his older videos are probably what he imagined to be some kind of "sigma male gaze".
Jack Harris
Every time i look in the mirror I look completely different, even if its just like 20 minutes later
Zachary Fisher
the fact he never realized his haircut looks fucking retarded tells you everything you need to know about his state of mind