1. You're a eunnuch 2. You're a slave 3. You're a convict 4. You're a military slave (a conscript cannon fodder) 5. You are a monk sworn to celibacy under strick ecclesiastical discipline.
Beards are for high T men, and a primary sex characteristic. Beards have been the standard for men for centuries. Clean shaven is propaganda from the 1950s to sell razor products.
>noooooOOOoOOoOo le based clean shaven!!!! beards are cringe!!!! Beardlet cope
>5. You are a monk sworn to celibacy under strick ecclesiastical discipline. monks are canonically sworn to never shave or cut their hair out of dying to the world
Reason to have a beard >you're a chinlet >you're ugly and hoping that'll cover it up >you're too poor to afford a razor from the dollar store
Joshua Long
>Balding at 19 >Can't shave it all off because of a huge ugly birth mark >Can't grow a mustache or any facial hair, just small baby strands. Yeah, im fucked either way.
Nothing is required to be fit besides fitness. Very cringe that you let society tell you what you should look/act like. (I have a nice beard, you're just a fag for making this thread)
Jaxson Sanchez
Beards are just face fedoras at this point
Jace Harris
I sure hope you don't cut your nails
Ryan Cook
jawlet cope itt
Anthony Hill
I'd grow a beard if I could. Also I'm kind of going for the androgynous look so I think being cleanshaven helps.
Jack Evans
Cope chinlet if you’re too scared to show your face you’re living a lie. Die.