BEARD MAXXING IS REQUIRED TO BE Any Forums

There are five reasons for being shaved

1. You're a eunnuch
2. You're a slave
3. You're a convict
4. You're a military slave (a conscript cannon fodder)
5. You are a monk sworn to celibacy under strick ecclesiastical discipline.

Beards are for high T men, and a primary sex characteristic. Beards have been the standard for men for centuries. Clean shaven is propaganda from the 1950s to sell razor products.

>noooooOOOoOOoOo le based clean shaven!!!! beards are cringe!!!!
Beardlet cope

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I can't grow a proper beard, my mustache is pretty thick though - should I rock it?

Bait thread but it obviously depends on what you look like and how thick your beard is.

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>5. You are a monk sworn to celibacy under strick ecclesiastical discipline.
monks are canonically sworn to never shave or cut their hair out of dying to the world

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yes

Reason to have a beard
>you're a chinlet
>you're ugly and hoping that'll cover it up
>you're too poor to afford a razor from the dollar store

>Balding at 19
>Can't shave it all off because of a huge ugly birth mark
>Can't grow a mustache or any facial hair, just small baby strands.
Yeah, im fucked either way.

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Continued
>it grows out of your fucking face every day so you’re probably supposed to have one

>chinlet cope face fedora

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This, beard maxxing is cope. if your good looking your good looking.

I have a big jaw so I cover it with stubble and it looks amazing so no thanks I don't want the bushy disgusting trash

This is the way

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King beard.

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Imagine being worried bout the next nigga LMAO couldn't be me

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Nothing is required to be fit besides fitness.
Very cringe that you let society tell you what you should look/act like.
(I have a nice beard, you're just a fag for making this thread)

Beards are just face fedoras at this point

I sure hope you don't cut your nails

jawlet cope itt

I'd grow a beard if I could. Also I'm kind of going for the androgynous look so I think being cleanshaven helps.

Cope chinlet if you’re too scared to show your face you’re living a lie. Die.

I don't have a beard but you guys are faggots.

But I’m female what do I do?

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>you’re probably supposed to have one
I see the doubt in your eyes

Pussy n armpit hair. Shave your legs though

this
I love armpit hair on a hot woman

Should I braid it or nah?

I can't grow a good beard :( I would look great even with a stubble, but only sparse thin hairs grow on my cheeks.