Pre-lift ritual thread

When the top comes off it's getting serious!

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i don't understand why i'm not allowed to workout without a shirt in the gym

Based bald chad

hahaha this is totally not staged xD

fuck i hate tiktok

>pump cover
>shes just fat
LEL

I want to do that to just seeing my body in action feels great

You might steal attention away from the women, and they can't have that

I'd like to pump her in the anus with no protective cover over my penis if you catch my drift

pump cover? what does that mean?

No I do not, care to elaborate?

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Yeah, I get you.

what the fuck is this real?

Assuming they put gorillas protesting then swapped the text to be mostly peaceful protest. It's funny anyways.

>drive up to deadlift bar
>*beep* *beep* *beep*
>drop down into position
>*pshhhhh*
>imagine hydraulic fluid inside body being compressed by master cylinder
>*beep* *beep* *beep*
>In this moment, I am forklift
Something like this, usually

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yes, american cities do exist

why are you not? I do it all the time

lol imagine being american

I don't have to imagine. It feels incredible.

dude imagine inventing words just to feel like youre apart of some cool secret club of lifters or some shit "pump cover" good grief

>hes not in the club and salty about it

>mid set
>the set clearly has not yet begun