Is there anyone here who is happily married or is this board full of college kids whose last hope is that getting fit...

Is there anyone here who is happily married or is this board full of college kids whose last hope is that getting fit will help them get laid?

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Married 13 years.

No one is happily married. They just haven't been married long enough. Anyway, lawn isn't going to mow itself

I'm getting married at the end of this year. Any advice?

Yeah, have fun.

Kill her and then eat her muahahaha

married + 1

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Dreaming of that OHP

i'm married but i'm only 21

Also married 13 years (3 months from 14)

Decide how much things are worth to you. By that I mean, if she leaves her shoes laying around or doesn't put yhe keys back or anything really, decide how much it's worth to you to enforce it. If it isn't the hill you would die on, let it go.

Do lot's of stuff together. That doesn't mean endless dates, but play board games or a puzzle or work out together.

Have actual meetings where you discuss a topic such as childcare or finances. Make sure you are both on the same page

more like next meal (moma tits)

Gay

>30s male whose last hope is that getting fit will help me get laid

I just want a pretty and fit woman to peg me

I am, and that's why I have an utter pleasure in spitting on the face of roasties who call me "incel" whenever I lay some harsh truths about them.

>mfw they'll never have a fulfilling relationship because they're damaged goods uncapable of pair bonding, who rode the CC like there would be no consequences

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Congrats man. Dont fuck this up.

Thats rude ser

Don't listen to . You'll get too complacent, and she will (most likely unconsciously) keep pushing your boundaries until she loses respect and, therefore, attraction for you. Then comes cheating and divorce.

Instead, make your prenump around the very real possibility that you'll split up eventually. This way, you won't take shit from her and won't stay with her because "divorce would be too traumatic/fuck you up". If you stay, it's because you want to stay, and only because of that.

A lot of your success depends on the type of woman you invite to your life, but it's too late to think about it now that you've already picked yours. So, I'll skip this part.

Some guys say that, because men and women are different, women should tolerate some things men don't (like having affairs etc). I disagree, because I believe men should lead women by example. Be as honest, respectful and faithful as you'd like her to be, and don't take ANYTHING less in return. If she crosses your boundaries, leave for good. Make sure she understands it beforehand.

Has worked wonders to me so far, 12 years. I don't think the fact that she's a qt. Tolkien creature (the Hobbit) has anything to do with it, so I must be doing something right.

I know.
It's also true though.

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fuck a lot, even if you don't feel like it