ITT: Post terrifying sentences

"So, did you say you Lift?"

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>Show me your Abs user

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"the only way i feel like i can forgive you is if i get to peg you"
Worst night of my life, unironically.

hot

What's your height?

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It's not fun, bro.

"can I work one in with you"

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You’re not thaat big user haha

you are gay for accepting, pretty undefendable bro. you might be a failed man

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So how long you been lifting?

This

Lmao

"what have you been up to lately"

“Hey user, we’re going out to the sports bar for beer, wings, and fried appetizers after work. Are you down?”

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"That's your girlfriend? How old is she exactly?"

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“Babe, we should go to the gym together. You can train me!”

“5am? That’s too early for me.”

“What do you mean the gym is your thing? Why don’t you like spending time with me?”

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"She's almost as old as me"

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"I'll think about it."

I didn't realize how fucking gutting that combination of words would be until a girl told me that after I made it obvious I wanted her to be with me.

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>Bro, your hair.

Built for BBC

>What do you mean you’re not drinking? Everybody’s doing it?!

>not fun
she used the BBC dildo didnt she