Are you Any Forums Enough to win THE Cheese?!

This strapping young lass just won herself a wheel of Double-Gloucester after spinning/rolling/tumbling down a hill at incredible hihg speed.
Yeah, I'm thinking based.
>video on site-link
foodandwine.com/news/gloucester-cheese-rolling-return-pandemic-american-winner

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If I have the chance I'd like to compete in this, seems fun

She won the WOMAN'S race. Literally fake news.

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Lol, women are even worse at cheese rolling. We just keep winning men bros.

it does seem pretty fun doesnt it, just throw all self preservation out the window and kamikaze down the hill

Asian women are starting to like white cheese culture this is a good thing

It'll take years to become popular in Asia though. Only mongols and indians do real shit with dairy there for some reason

I swear I think I could run down this hill. I do tons of trail running, up and down pretty steep hills. This doesn't look much different than some of the hills I run down. I just think if you're technique is solid, you don't have to fall down the hill like an idiot.

>what bring you here
>the cheese race!
I want to marry her

Watch a video, this hill is 45 degrees

Cheese Rolling is REAL? I thought that shit was made up for Neopets. What the fuck is wrong with britbongs?

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What phenotype is this?

Bobby Brady's tiki idol phenotype.

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Lactose intolerance.
Mongols are big into animal farming (sheep milk) while India is humungous and they treat themselves to sacred cow milk
Japs, jungle niggers and chinks dont do much with it

>that thing
>American woman
Kek

kek

Based Americans BTFOing yuropoors at their own games yet again

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Fake news. It's all rigged.
You can't rig tumbling down the hill though.

Bro i don't even like cheese and I'd do this just for funsies

I'm actually a bong from Gloucester, none of the videos online do justice to how steep Coopers hill is. Imagine a steep staircase with no steps

I've seen the documentary on wokeflix, the "winner" of the contest is pretty much fucked for life as she fucked up all her ligaments. and all that in a few runs.

but enjoy your cheese, I guess.