Bros im drunk as fuck and I have to drive on the highway in about 2 hours, how the fuck do I get sober in 2 hours???
Bros im drunk as fuck and I have to drive on the highway in about 2 hours, how the fuck do I get sober in 2 hours???
Nathan Nelson
Ayden Hughes
cocaine
Carson Fisher
Gavin Barnes
livestream your trip nigha
Colton Wood
Honestly make yourself throw up and then brush your teeth
Eli Miller
Drink a fuck ton of water, exercise, and drink even more water. Piss out all of that goodness.
James Edwards
Force yourself to throw up then drink a lot of water. Drive safe drunko, use cruise control and focus on control
Tyler Bell
In 2 hours? Sounds like a mission impossible dude, i only have a pullup/dip bar at home
Its 35kms, not that long but still i can gdt pulled over or crash and fucking die
John Reyes
>I have to drive on the highway
no one does, ever.
Lincoln Roberts
no. you'll drink more, black out and wake up in a ditch
Gabriel Watson
How much did you drink
Owen Bailey
Idk mang 4 rum/coke/beer mix and 2 or 3 beers, i feel fucked up my eyes close on themselves but i gotta drive,
Jayden Mitchell
Brah it’s not worth it. My dad was driving drunk last year and he crashed into a fire truck
Lucas White
>i gotta drive
explain this dummy
no one HAS to do fucking anything
if you say working im going to fucking kill you
Jace Jenkins
Op the faggot, listen here. the only good choice is literally DRINK MORE UNTIL YOU PASS OUT. So that you won't be able to drive at all (which would have killed your ass). I know your not thinking straight.
Carter Collins
Just get a car or taxi or whatever
>t. Hit a telephone pole, a parker car, and my neighbor’s chicken
Landon Williams
Drink caffeine and use the thumbs up method
Alexander Johnson
>explain this
Prime pussy, 10/10 ass the best women i’ve dated in all my life, but its anyway looking like shit, it appears the party we were gonna crash is very private and ny friend is not able to get us in the list
>I know your not thinking straight.
Yeah im thinking with my dick man, Only thing keeping me at home right now is JJ vs zhan 2 and my friend confirming my name and my girls at the party list, otherwise ill just call it a night.
Cant taxi, i have $5 in my account kek
Carson Allen
why risk killing others, or if you don't care, killing yourself. then you will NEVER EVER experience this prime pussy you're talking about, EVER again. so think about it and don't be a retard
Jayden Sanders
send him money then if you care so much lmao get out of your emotions you empathetic faggot go cry to The Notebook
Jordan Thompson
>Driving blasted and fucking dying for pussy
Jesus Christ you guys are pathetic.
Hunter Garcia
make sure you turn on the heat in the car and play some very relaxing music
Christopher Turner
Please don't drive dude at best you'll get a DUI and have to pay thousands of dollars and at worst you'll wake up facing manslaughter charges
Jaxon Clark
>just die for sex man
Jaxon Martin
Red bull + food
U have to be over 14 to post on this board
Adam Russell
Have another drink and think it over.
Ryan Wilson
Drink even more to cancel out the earlier drinks.
Nathaniel Wood
Drive the the nearest empty driveway and sleep it off. Make sure no one is going to find you. Maybe Walmart parking lot
Ayden Russell
Kek sounds like a cartoon.