What are surefire ways to boost height after 24 years of age?

what are surefire ways to boost height after 24 years of age?

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literally impossible
just like how you can't grow your dick, your wrists, your hands, nor your chin/jaw

Copper

how about you call me defendant, lil rapebait.

the one tiktokthot that rekt'd Any Forums ...yikes

you can technically grow your wrists through blunt force and microfractures

Sure, you can grow any of those things with intricate, dangerous, and extreme cope worthy procedures, but you're life will never be the same.
If you get surgery to increase your height you entire life will never be the fucking same, also you'll have t-rex arms

Imagine her getting BLACKED

brown goblina trash is trash

latinas are hotter than white women and you can't cope

Cope, she's adorable

Stop giving a shit about what women think.

wanna bet she ends up marrying and pumping out babbies for some manlet

>you can't grow your dick

you can actually, dyor

have you ever seen a latina

Nah, maybe 50 years ago. Now she'll fuck randoms until shes either too old and then she becomes a cranky old freak, or until one of the niggers she lets fuck her smashes her brains in and dumps her in a ditch.

1. Invent a time machine
2. Go back in time to before your parents met
3. Make sure your mom gets pumped by a tall chad instead of your manlet dad
4. ???
5. Profit

You can improve posture by sitting on zafu you won't gain height but you can improve what you have

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The only true way is a painful procedure in which they break your legs and attempt to elongate them. You may gain height, but you will not develop properly and be in a lot of pain for something that only gives a few extra inches. You short bros need to understand that there are a few things you cannot control, be happy with the way life is, and control the controllables. Only through this will you find true happiness.

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Does she not realize how cringe and retarded looking that "dance" is? Why would anyone in their right mind publish this publicly?

you can grow both your dick and your wrists lmao just look it up

>and you can't cope
you already are kek

No you can't bro
I don't care what some scam told you, it's impossible.

and still higher on the ladder than manlets