>feminine ideal edition
post a video if you want form advice
>programs, stretching, bands, lift tutorials
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>tripfag numbers
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>conjugate pastebin
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/plg/ - powerlifting general
THREADLY, RELEVANT, and HIGH QUALITY REMINDER for you unlifting user CHODEs to post body/lifts and get a trip. Tripping is the only way anyone will believe anything you have to say about anything. And only if you demonstrate at least one of the following:
>A squat in excess of both 2.5 times bodyweight AND 500 lbs
>A deadlift in excess of both 2.5 time bodyweight AND 500 lbs
>A bench press in excess of both 1.5 times bodyweight AND 350 lbs
>A The Press in excess of-LOLjk this is a powerlifting thread no one cares about your irrelevant accessory lift desu
>A front squat equal to or greater than LMAO4PLAET and 1.75x bodyweight
>A body that Any Forums won't roundly criticize (good fucking luck)
If you can't manage at least one of these, shut the fuck up, go to the gym, and try harder
Nope
OFFICIAL, AND CLEARLY ON-TOPIC, /PLG/ RULES (no bitching!):
1.) Do not talk about cutting
2.) Do NOT talk about cutting
3.) An adult male is >200 lbs, and this is an 18+ board
4.) LOLfedders get out
5.) Every fed is a LOLfed
6.) There are no real rules about lifting (except that s*mo is ghey), half-rep all you like
7.) There are no real rules about judging either, enjoy your R E D L I G H T S
8.) You must have vids to prove your lifts
9.) POST LIFTS or GTFO – The choice is yours.
10.) EAT MOAR – It is never enough
11.) Your program is shit, no exceptions
12.) Powerlifting is not a sport.
13.) Pulling s*mo is an admission of fundamental weakness, ontological incompetence, and likely fatherlessness
14.) FIGGY is not a fraud
15.) FIGGY is not a felon
16.) FIGGY IS NOT A JEW
17.) Grow a beard
18.) Phoneposters get The Rope.
19.) Everyone stronger than you is on sterons. Everyone weaker than you isn’t trying hard enough.
20.) Try harder
21.) You must squat >2.67 times bodyweight to bully FIGGY
Nuh uh
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UPDATED LIST OF PLG APPROVED ACRONYMs (Arcane CipheRs Of Never Yielding Muscularity). Post, but don't spam, in every thread.
>GDE (Genetic Dead End)
Exercise low-responder. High injury rate, no sports background, weak willed.
>SUMO (SUbhuman MOron)
Too stupid and/or genetically deficient to just bend over and pick something up. Copes through a combination of clowning half reps and eating butt.
>UFO (Under Fed Organism)
Adult human male weighing less than 200 lbs. Throw food at them until the problem is remedied.
>VOLEM (Voluntary Evermediate)
Late beginner, early intermediate. Panics when the bar gets heavy. Program hops, works on technique, or sabotages recovery as an excuse to not progress.
>BONER (Bench Only No Effort Retard)
Wants to have the admiration and ego of someone who lifts, but doesn't want to get the squat or deadlift of someone who actually lifts. Copes with a combination of bench press and autism.
>LARPER - Lamely Accessorizing Retard, Performance Essentially Rubbish
Wants to be a powerlifter without actually lifting or trying hard. Buys $800 in clothes and accessories to dress the part. Stuck at a 400 kg total. Widely loathed.
>FAGIT (Freakishly Adept Genetically, Incredible Total)
Strong from birth, never had to work for it. Still works at it, just to ULTRA MOG GDEs even harder. Hated by everyone, but they can't really do anything about it.
>JANITOR (Just ANother Ineffectual Twig, Obviously Retarded)
Complete assclown and permanent virgin.
>TCHAD (Tries Consistently Hard All Day)
The Isleys, MAs, and other guys with average genes who actually like competing and getting stronger.
>TWIT (Third World Idjit Tard)
Italian.
>no seethe
sneed
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I did 5x315 sbd. Keeping it by the book, except rows because cuck gym doesn't like cleans. +10 lower and +5 upper from here. emphasis on gaining weight
Just in case anyone missed it last thread, FIGGY barbell rowed LMAO4PLAET as the culmination of his years long arc to permanently BTFO all lardhoisters on this board desu. He has nothing left of any particular consequence to lift. Now all that's left for FIGGY is A T H L E T I C A L SUCCESS fampai. For real this time. Seriously.
and kicking stims. LISS is extremely catabolic and only wrestling produces wrestling shape. fat, strong, and natty, rolling 3-5x/week is the way
figgy the Celtics are here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Welp I just missed a pr like 8 times but my strap slipped at various points. This is hell
why go heavier than comp legal? did you match with a girl from Snap City?
>He actually tries to pull a PR with straps instead of gripping it himself
OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHA
Nvm I hit it lmao
You can hit 405lbs for 1 right?
FAT FUCK GENERAL! POWERSHITTERS RUINED THIS BOARD
Check 'em
>The only people who lift on Any Forums ruined it, not the r9k and pol refugees
Okay retard
Good job, can't wait to see how ugly it looks. I have a prediction for your first meet. It'll go exactly like mong's first meet went. Massively underperformed due to shitty quality of gym lifts compared to comp standards.
>noin can rep 4 plates this many times
>but he cant tie his shoes because of his own mass
they're basically just slippers. comfy that way my nigga
the front squat learning process is not going well bros. at this rate ill never be able to transition to conjugate
more so he's gonna bomb like Kevin Booey and run away after plg shat on him
Just use a different grip style. You don't need to learn clean grip. Zombie/genie/straps work just as well
>Zombie/genie/straps
interesting thanks user