Five beers are 1000 kcal

>five beers are 1000 kcal

How the FUCK do i train this away with two meals a day!!!!!

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you drink vodka instead you big tittied soifag

How much kcal for a screwdriver?

right looks fucking retarded in the face

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2 hours of running

Don't drink any alcohol

drink bourbon

Awww poor normie can't drink his goyslurp :(

maybe stop drinking you dumb piece of shit

I’d fuck her retarded face if you know what I mean

Depends how much you weigh, but even a 125lb manlet would burn that much off in a couple of hours' gentle cycling. Heavier/faster people would take less time to the same end.

Drink ultra beer

Im only doing weights, you insufferable cardiofag.

Five shots of no sugar added liquor is about 500 calories

they train with 2 HWDs [HUGE WHITE DICKS] a day

Stop binge drinking. Your liver and hormones will appreciate it

Run for 7-8 miles, simple

>Im only doing weights
I think I can see the problem here.

id fuck her face retarded if you catch my drift

engineered from the ground up for HWD

I would suck on their assholes and let them fart in my mouth if you guys get what I mean