Should I be doing Yoga or is it just for women and faggots...

Should I be doing Yoga or is it just for women and faggots? Thanks in advance for participating in this discussion with me bros.

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>should I be doing yoga
idk man it’s up to you, if you wanna do it then do it, im sure there’s health benefits to it but there’s lots of things you can do that have health benefits. It certainly can’t hurt to do yoga, but weather or not you SHOULD be doing it depends on if you have any kind of pain that yoga can help if if you need/want to be more flexible

however, the main thing I wanted to say is that you shouldn’t let some faggoty preconceived notion about something stop you from doing it, yeah I don’t do yoga but that’s because I don’t really want to and I there’s things I’d rather spend my time doing, but I would never choose not to do something just because something is perceived as being “just for women and faggots”. If you wanna do it for whatever reason then you can at least try it, but don’t let some stupid preconceived notion stop you from doing an activity, you shouldn’t give a shit about what people think and just do what you want

If you dont have a hole on your body that allows cocks entry, then you should not be doing yoga.

>t.insecure about his masculinity and sexuality

this user is right user. try it out, if it's not your thing you never have to go back. i've done some mindful meditation classes which have been pretty useful but never got into the spiritual aspect of yoga

however, i'm a former raverfag and found out i love spin which is also mostly women and faggots. at first i was a little bit self conscious since most classes is like maybe 10% straight males but realized i'm gonna do what i love and never regretted a day of, and it's improved my physica/social/mental health an insane amount

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>spin
Like elipittical bikes? Never really understood what a fucking spin class is. But yeah ststionary bikes are my go to cardio.

My indian poo brain father forced me to take yoga class with old fat women when I was very young because he thought "Hmm indian tradition has yoga and such. It must be good for you."
I can tell you that it did absolutely nothing except fill my innocent mind with feelings of hatred and disdain for weak retarded folk.

If you can touch your toes while standing, you will gain nothing from yoga.

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Not to highjack your thread OP. But would Yoga help with shoulder/neck pain and tightness? Or should I just stick to regular stretches? Or maybe I just need a new mattress. What do you guys think?

you get disdain and hatred from yoga? wtf what a strange perspective that is

Not him but spin bikes are closer to the feel of an actual bike, and the instructors for the classes personalize it so that the workout is more intense. I’ve never done it but those classes burn shitloads of calories

I got banned from my gyms yoga class because I kept staring at the big butt yoga sluts bent over instead of stretching. It’s not my fault a bunch of hot chicks wanted to shove their juicy asses into the air.

I was busy staring at the instructor because she was really hot, fresh out of college, and had big tits and a huge juicy ass for a skinny white girl. She noticed I wasn’t doing the stretches and called me up to the front to demonstrate proper form on me. I thought I was fine because I had tucked my boner upwards into my yoga pants so it was pressed against my stomach. But she put me in a downwards dog position which caused my dick to pop back out giving me a huge tent. The class noticed and I heard some bitches saying shit like “oh my god what a fucking creep” which only turned me on more because I’m a sub.

Then the instructor accidentally brushed my penis with her hand and that caused me to immediately jizz my pants since I’ve only ever been touched there by a woman 4 times before (one was my doctor and the other was my older step cousin). Also I had been so turned on from staring at hot asses. But anyways I freaked out and so did the class because as I was jizzing my pants it leaked out onto the mat. And my instructor slapped me and pushed me away as she screamed that I was a disgusting pervert and ran to the bathrooms. I started to cry and just sat there in my semen and tears as the hot yoga sluts walked past me and insulted me as they left the room. All the humiliation made me super hard and I had to use a towel to cover myself as the security escorted me out the gym.

Luckily though the gym said I would only be temporarily suspended to let the situation cool down but they also have me a month worth of steam room passes because I was technically sexually assaulted and they said if we put it all behind us I could still use the gym. Which is worth it in my opinion because there’s so many hot college sluts here with big tits and thicc butts.

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it probably has less to do with yoga and something to do more with the fact that his father forced him to do it, its pretty common for people to grow up and end up hating the activity their parents forced them into

How many calories we talking?

not than user but it's a dance workout on a stationary bike (pic related is the most well known one)

i do it a few times a month and typically 600-700 calories in 45 mins, i have done as much as 1100 in 60 mins but that is an exception

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oops, forgot to quote, see here

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fat

Look at the size of that braphog. Mmmmhm

Ari Onassis recommended Yoga

so yes.

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you seem to have a lot of deeper issues that cant be fixed by stretching alone...

>feelings of hatred and disdain for weak retarded folk.
not
>feelings of hatred and disdain for yoga

Idc about yoga. I hate that the people in the yoga class were panting fat smelly bitches and I hate that I had to spend ~2 hours every saturday doing simple stretches next to them.
I wrote that reply because I wanted op to know what western yoga entails. I don't hate my dad, I love that guy.

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fat
It's pretty comfy but also it's one of the few things I do that has >50% women in it, so I started doing it to make more female friends