How do I get into street fights?

How do I get into street fights?

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Go to bar/club, hit on someone's girlfriend in front of them

*gets stabbed/shot depending on country*

Welcome to street fights irl

Most people won't escalate the fight to stabbing/shooting immediatly, maybe if you mog them too hard

Go out tonight and insult someone. Easy as.

Just go up to someone and push them

I don't want to upset anyone, I just want to fight.

Then join some fighting sport, people only fight on the street because they got upset

go to the hood and say n word

>Most people won't escalate the fight to stabbing/shooting immediatly,
I will.

That can easily get you arrested

>Welcome street fights

Where niggers hit cheap shots and you'll most likely get stabbed or shot cause the other dude can't fight.

That's why I have a criminal defense attorney on retainer just in case. Nobody's ever been stupid enough to fuck with me though.

Join a kickboxing or mma gym

I do kickboxing, it doesn't make me feel anything though

I practice judo and kickboxing. In the former I can go all out, and we beat each other up. In the latter, we go lighter, but you can also have good, tough fights. Maybe switch gyms

what would you do if I (5’1 M 18) came up to you and started being mean

go to a bar and ask everyone if they want to fight (srs) you will find at least one guy eventually

Move to Hawaii or New Mexico. Somewhere with a big native population.
These broke down little brown dudes love to scrap IDK what's going on out here but I can't wait to move back to a white majority state.
Actually, after this I want to move to Northern Europe or somewhere I never have to see this shit again.

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I would pin you down and give you a good kissu, right on the mouth

Tell 10 men that and 6 will be down

Or there's an app for that

Is that typical in judo places?