I just ordered my first ever pre-workout. What am I in for?

I just ordered my first ever pre-workout. What am I in for?

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A curse apparently

PREPARE TO BE FUCKING READY FOR ULTIMATE ACTION!!!

you are in for
THE CURSE
watahmelown fwavor :3

Of all the ridiculous branding for Pre Workouts I kind of like this one, and Mr. Hyde.

I'll give you actual advice, it will probably feel weird and tingle. Don't do cardio right away or it might feel like your heart is going to explode. After you get your first pre-workout pump you might have a lot of false confidence, don't do anything stupid.

Also start working out within 15 minutes or you might shit yourself.

>Also start working out within 15 minutes or you might shit yourself.
That sounds a bit disturbing. So I shouldn't take it before my morning run. How long from the time you take it until cardio is OK?

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Some preworkouts make me insta shit some don't I'm not sure what the correlation is but it's not how much caffeine I'm ingesting at least, so if that is what puts you off the one you have you could still try other ones.

If you care about not wasting money you can get the active ingredients for way cheaper, but I personally don't care wasting money for the convenience.

Personally really like 5150 in the blue ice flavor

Get ready to leave humanity behind

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Kneel.

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Should have gone with this one

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>5150
Lmao. Most of these pre-workouts are named shit like
>aids rape laser
>holocaust 2
>pancreatic cancer
>gorilla mauling
>I literally did 9/11

sup satan

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Idk where I would find this in Europe.

This or nothing

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Do you take this before lifting?

I've only taken it to suppress appetite

No set time, some of the ingredients might affect you more than others or take time for a tolerance. It depends on the preworkout. If you normally take caffiene before cardio you should be fine. I prefer cardio after lifting.

5150 is what police say over the radio for murder iirc

No 5150 is the code in law when you're so psycho they have to commit you to the loony bin by force.
You could read 5150 as
>xtemely dangerous psychopath

more of a schizophrenic holocaust mass murder-guy myself

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>commit you to the loony bin by force
Wouldn't be a good pre otherwise fucking kek

I found a deal online for citrulline malate. It's a 200g package for 4.95€. How good is this stuff? I would be using it for doing more sets and flexing in front of the mirror like a retard. Also for cooming purposes.

Do you have any experience with this product?

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Being itchy while working out

I took a bunch of shrooms and these PWO memes are fucking obliterating my sides