Goyslurp Thread

After a hard day of working and working out, what is your favourite drink to relax and chill at home with?
For me it's Monster Ultra Blue

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water nigga

Monster tastes and feels like garbage, good for taking pics of your cock tho
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I always felt gross after slurping on Monster. you guys are fucked in the head

I like monster energy mango

Liquid IV, or crystal lite in my water

how to stop the energy jew?

I'm looking forward as fuck to come home and down some fresh whey (not the powder shit).

Nice cock

just stop buying it you fucking retard
you literally have to slave away and physically go and exchange your labor for this poison

But it's tasty

Same

You have to drink it

>user knows something is bad for him, asks for help
>help him
>he starts coping
kys

but that's why its hard

What goyspray do y'all use. I like this one myself

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is it harder to sit on your ass than physically go to the store and buy it? is it harder to tell that gay voice in your head telling you to drink the jewslurp to shut the fuck up? you'll ngmi

Dare iced coffee

white and pipeline punch have been my exclusives as of late
i see red/white/blue get bundled as do purple/white/orange but i already know the latter flavors are awful so i don’t care to try red or blue
gold/white/green wouldn’t be so bad though
ik anons here like paradise.

best sip in existence coming through

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For me, its picrel.
The corn syrup replenishes lost glycogen and the high asbestos content is great for gains.

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the recipe from the late 2000's was much better than the trash they have nowadays. Africa used to be the fuckboy scent

I tried the sugarfree version of this by accident but it was really nice, need to try the regular version though

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People still use spray on deodorant? Is it the 2000s again?