Bros a girl said she wants to come over to my house and watch a scary movie or something
I just agreed and said yeah
25 year old kissless virgin, what the fuck do, this kinda happened out of nowhere
Bros a girl said she wants to come over to my house and watch a scary movie or something
Parker Reyes
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Joshua Morris
go make a thread on Any Forums asking what's a good scary movie to watch and report back.
Matthew Robinson
kill her
Joseph Moore
tell her something came up and you have to reschedule then stop responding to her texts
Samuel Reed
Get reafy for the most dissappointing experience of your life bub
Charles Robinson
have 3 beers and go on autopilot bro
Jaxon Nguyen
Under no circumstances should you remove your shirt halfway through the movie and then tell her "it's time"
Other than that good luck
Lucas Gray
>watch scary movie with grill
>get some popcorn
>have a good time
i dont see the issue, sounds fun
William Thomas
beer will make you gassy, just drink a couple shots of vodka
Gavin Jackson
put on the movie, make sure to be seated as close to her as possible to the point you’re physically touching. 5 minutes in wrap your arm around her shoulder. the rest should happen naturally
Ian Edwards
Just remember that she wants to watch a scary movie, NOT have sex with you. If your gorilla mind is fixated on sex you will become neurotic
Camden Gonzalez
Watch before the thread dies
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Elijah Myers
>just become an alcoholic bro
kek
John Martin
Take your shirt off and say it's go time
Ethan Cooper
make it 2 beers then
Christian Evans
Don't put too much salt on the popcorn. Get some candies that you prefer not her. Don't be a dweeb.
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Eli Wood
Invite her over, make a joke about it. “Well there’s a movie I’ve always wanted to watch but I’m too chicken, you can cover my eyes during the scary parts hehe” (girls like stupid banter like this)
Be cool. Don’t be the desperate overthinking guy who is visualizing all the ways to get laid. Just enjoy the moment, smile, talk slow in a relaxed pace of voice, be the “no problems” dude who is a friend to the world.
Watch Owen Cook and Charisma on Command videos on YouTube to get the vibe.
Before the date, dance around your room to music, play an instrument, watch stand-up comedy, do things to get out of your head. A few minutes of laughing at something funny and getting into a playful mood will do wonders.
Cuddle during the movie and if it’s there, kiss her. You’ll know if it’s right.
Brody Morris
>reddit spacing
Seems legit
Christopher Turner
Kek this but it’s ok you need it.
James Sanders
How did you pull this off your virgin fuck?
Blake Phillips
People on this website have the reading comprehension of clinically retarded gibbons so Reddit spacing is the only option to get ones message across
Camden Morris
People on this website have the reading
comprehension of clinically retarded
gibbons so Reddit spacing is the only
option to get ones message across
Daniel Foster
Whatever you DO...don't do what I did!
>highschool
>emo latina with a fat ass says one friday that she doesn't want to go to class and asks if I want to go to her house till schools out and just come back, her parents aren't there
>even decades later I can still see her face and her nervousness when asking me
>I drag her into the classroom not understanding what I was doing
OP look...you KNOW you wanna fuck this girl, SHE KNOWS you wanna fuck her. She already agreed in her head 'yeah i'll let him fuck me,' which is why she agreed to go to your place. She did all the hard work for you bro, all you need to do is minimal effort. You know what you do, start the movie, wait till she's 'scared,' then say some stupid shit like 'lets go to my room so you can use my blanket to hide your eyes when you get scared.'
All you have to do is move her to your room and once she's on your bed that's your cue to her saying without saying it 'fuck me already.'
IF you mess this up you'll regret it...i still do.
Mason Russell
unironically just take 1.5g of phenibut and watch the magic happen
Kayden Cox
To get proper advice on the best movie to watch I suggest you go to Any Forums. If I were in your position I'd just flex a 'cep. And then she'd be ready to go.
Jacob Ross
What?
No we don't