last thread (mogged): >finally feel comfortable with my body >friends and family describe me as toned, muscular and Any Forums >sister groped my abs without my consent and told me she's glad she finally has a good-looking brother >father tells me he is proud I look strong now >faggot friend calls me a twunk >get a fashy haircut for the first time in my life, not a boring one >go to a con and dress up as Leon from Resident Evil >lots of people want to take pictures with me and ask for my instagram, which I don't have >including hot girls >remember how Catboy Kami randomly asked people on cons to join his group and hang out >do the same >it fucking works, wtf is this magic >acquire introverted friendgroup, which I lead as the most extroverted person >go around the con, later we grab something to eat >some hot, shy girl dressed as Rei sticks with me the entire time and is really receptive to everything I do >ask my new friends to hang out at my hotel room later >we watch a movie >I cuddle with Rei and grope her under the blanket, while we lose more and more clothing >fuck her after everyone leaves >sleep together and get a bj before she leaves in the morning >we all met up again after this and became friends, Rei my girlfriend
I can use my autism to make girls laugh but my brain legit blanks beyond that. I haven’t gotten laid in a year despite getting crazy matches on apps cause I’m legit stupid. Anyone here know how to escape this mental mode?
Damn idk why these sort of text exchanges make me cringe. The thought they put in the sound witty, the fact that they are texting a tinder stranger. All of it just seems so fake
Brody Miller
>that's her first pic tinder whores really never change huh? good for you tho user, get that strange.
Austin Gomez
These people are obviously more familiar with each other than just a tinder hookup
Daniel Nguyen
>look like shit other people tell me i look great >unhealthy lifestyle, several warning signs, organs failing doctors tell me im healthier than most everyone that comes in. test results from physical all positive and they see nothing to worry about >dumber than a box of rocks people whisper that i must be some kind of genius
don't listen to other people. they're fucking stupid.
Benjamin Stewart
>not telling her the truth about WW2
Ryan Walker
Its the casualness to sex along with the child-like emojis like watching 14 year olds flirting
Wyatt Perry
holy shit dude I'm not reading all this huge personal blogpost
Carson Adams
Guy told me he started doing weighted dips because he saw me doing them with hella weight. Probably the nicest gym-related thing I've heard all year.
Do you actually talk to these women face to face or just shitpost on apps until they get bored? I've never been asked this question but I've hit girls in bars with powerful takes. Fertility rates, the war, my envy of the Jewish people and their sense of community, that sort of thing. Usually goes very well and screens out certain women I don't like.
Carson Sullivan
Why can't I post? This is my third try now...
I had my first mire ever today. >be me >at Costco tire center >making small talk with the mechanic who took my keys >he said I was obviously fit Felt good bros. WAGMI
Kayden Bell
Reposting the same story with more detail doesn't make it any more real.
Ryan Gonzalez
>Go for physical >Doctor makes a bunch of jokes about me working out >Tells me I "look like Jack Reacher, the Amazon Prime one, not the wimpy Tom Cruise movie" Thanks, doc.
Jace Butler
>the Amazon Prime one Bitch he called out your roider ass and you didn't get it.
Isaac Rodriguez
this. I would never be able to control myself
Luis Stewart
I felt comfortable to wear a tanktop finally in public and I got a few eyes and they weren't condescending. My roommate said "I've never seen that shirt before" because I NEVER wear tanks, and I said that I haven't worn it. He said "Looks good." Bros I think I'm beginning to make it.
