What's it like being a Any Forums guy in an office?

Hello, so I am a young 22 years old Any Forumsicen who will start working as a systems engineer in a big 80% female office. Any tips?

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Have fun working in hell.

don't shit where you eat, it's much nicer to fuck there instead.

The women will make you do all the work and take all the credit.
Have fun.

I am extremely attractive and 6’4. Women are insatiably horny for me to the point where they will do anything to sleep with me. I think their brains go crazy and tell them they need my seed. It used to be really cool, I was able to fuck whatever women I wanted ever since high school; hot girls, their sisters and mothers or best friends (sometimes at the same time), teachers or professors, recruiters or staff. But after a while it’s become horrible. I feel trapped and alone.

I have an amazingly high paying job where I don’t have to do any work. This is because my 40 year old ceo female boss keeps me around to sexually harass me and force me to have sex with her when she drinks too much.

I have been roofied in clubs before and woke up in random girls apartments. I later found out their group of friends took turns sexually assaulting me while passed out after also forcing me to ingest viagra. This has happened to me five or six times. I have also been attacked and beaten outside by groups of girls following me and they took turns holding me down while fucking me against my will.

The police don’t do anything and once a female cop beat the shit out of me, forced me into her car, and told me to fuck her and cum inside her while pointing her gun into me.

I have 28 known kids because women either force me to cum inside them during sexual assault or lie about birth control. My boss makes sure I don’t pay child support and the company lawyers drop claims and use corp bank accounts cover the others to help me out. This is mainly why I put up with her.

I just want to be treated like a normal person. Nobody in real life listens to me or takes me seriously. Guys only hang around me to fuck my leftovers. Girls will threaten to stab me unless I impregnate them.

You guys will think it’s fake but whatever

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flaunt your HWD [HUGE WHITE DICK], every woman wants one and they'll be all over you

I work in a 70/30% split office too. It's pretty terrible, I usually try to hang around with the guys during the lunch break, because the women are incredibly boring and lack any distinctive opinions whatsoever. These women cannot express any opinion that is even marginally different from the main norms of society. This doesn't seem to be the case with most of the guys.

I have a friend circle and a gf, so I don't have to rely on my work to get my social fix, but in my next job I'll definitely make it a priority to have a more even split.

Don't dive right in, take your time, trust me bro. Shit can get messy.

Unironically expect to be treated as "le big guy" of the office. Women will unironically mire, men will be kinda jelly and call you a meathead during bants but will privately ask you for workout tips. Expect some bants if you want to bring your meal prep or anything similiar to work. Also expect to be doing all the lifting at the work place if anything needs moving. My nickname at work was superman or hercules

You matter, user.