Sumo, Darts and maybe Armwrestling are the last hetero sports on earth
Soccer and Football are gay
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAIIIIE ICHINOJO HELP ME
this could be you
>Sumo
>arm wrestling
No man who engages in a sport where you touch other men is straight
or this maybe, pulling a mawashi does wonders for your back and traps
>darts
based
>armwrestling
based. greatest sport ever made
OP your masculinity can't seriously be this fragile can it?
I love sumo stomping so much bros. Also Chiyonofuji remains the most aesthetic rikishi, it's sad that nobody replicated his strenght and technique yet despite his lower weight.
>be sumo wrestler
>stuff my big, hungry tummy to busting every day
>"it's nothing like a feeding fetish stfu"
>grow bigs so big they make the trannies on Any Forums jealous
>get in traditional dippie
>get sweaty and feel up other giant men
>make my opponent submit to me as I dominate him and throw him around
>lift weights as accessory training
>one of the last hetero sports on on earth
you do shiko too, i though i was the only one
>OP your masc-
>darts you eye, breaks your arm and tosses you over
>AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
yes
Post the Tochinoshin meme
which one
gyoji had it commin
>touching other men isnt gay
Tennis is the last hetero sport in the world.
>never touch opponent
>not even allowed on his side of the court, hes not allowed on yours
>opponent swings his balls at you, your goal is to swing his balls back to him to where his balls leave the court and he loses his balls
>only game where "egg" is a term for points, or rather lack thereof (l'eouf is french for the egg, which in english got bastardized into love). Eggs are required for protein
Sumo is based. All anons welcome to join sumo general on /sp/ for the next basho
sounds a little frilly and gay badminton is not a manly sport
The Norf FC one
Yes brother, nothing gets me more pumped up than stomping. Also great flexibility warm up for squats, my hip flexors have never been sturdier