Why is Statlander not your girl?

>cute face
>thick thighs with booty
>can wrestle
>is alien

why is she not your waifu?

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>the AEW 6

because Tay Conti is

Has weird tits

Because Jamie Hayter is better in all of those aspects

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Because I have standards
>>cute face
Her face is ugly as fuck and looks like a tranny's. Many such cases in AEW

Hayter is the Kobashi of the women's division, future ace of AEW if Tony wasn't such a retard

>cute face

>ugly face
>shaped like a pear
>one of the worst wrestlers in a bad women's division
>stupid gimmick
she trash

coal burner

I know it hurts, statlanderbro, but she's not an alien anymore

skank

trailer trash coalburner

shes my favorite aew girl tho

She looks like a methhead

I don't like illegal aliens living among us

>is alien
Not anymore. Which is a shame because even though it was a stupid gimmick at least she had a character. Now she's just a generic girl who hangs out with Athena.

I don't watch AEW but if I did Jamie Hayter would be my girl. Too she isn't Britt Baker or Thunder Rosa so they won't push her.

>>cute face
Only when shot from the perfect angle. Uggo in motion.
>>thick thighs with booty
Cottage Cheese is not thick
>>can wrestle
Debatable. The best womans wrestler is still on par with bingo hall mens.
>>is alien
grow up.

3/10 would not waifu with your dick.

>gross chest tattoo
>coal burner

at least Caster is a based black guy